Zarya, Widowmaker, Mei, Tracer, Pharah, Symmetra
Pharah, because she’s wearing full armor and can fly??? I doubt I’d be strong enough to actually be physically able to do it, but I like a challenge.
Well.... I guess Widowmaker. Terrifying, but I’m a little into terrifying.
Zarya, I mean IMAGINE the Finnish-Russian gay wedding that would follow, UGH. I could wear a PINK DRESS. We could arrive IN A TANK! She could CARRY ME AROUND during the WHOLE CEREMONY. We could have a PROTEIN CAKE. Vodka!
I’m pretty sure Mei could deal with it...... but it would be terrifying....
SYMMETRA? I wonder if she likes weighted blankets...Â
Tracer and it would simultaneously be the absolute best AND the absolute worst. I’m sure we’d get along and have fun but she would be terribly efficient at pulling pranks. I can imagine things would be semi-chaotic, and I’m cool with that.Â