#vanessapool

Vanessapool? Anyone?

Stabbed in the head? Oh yeah, that happens sometimes, no big deal - it fixes itself. I’m like a worm, cut off my head and i’ll just grow another one. So see no reason to worry at all, I’m immortal though you should probably start watching your pretty little head, I wouldn’t want to have to save your ass again.

They’re not the Avengers or anything, but sure they can do some pretty cool stuff, but not as cool as me, maybe I could even give you a lil show of exactly how much my new and improved self can do. Pretty sure you’ll like it. I’m not exactly one of them, I’m Deadpool - I’m my own thing - there’s no one like me. Though it would be fun to have my own army of Deadpools, we could all go out for chimichangas together. I’m just a science experiment gone awesome, not some weird superfreak.

Uh, sprightly? I look like the child of the avocado who fucked a much older avocado. My face looked nicer when I was dying, but now I’m all cute - I’m like a plushie - a plushie that can fuck you senseless but still a plushie. Seeing as I can’t die obviously I’m cancerless, I’m like Mimi at the end of Rent - all alive and singing. Y’know there’s only us, there’s only this forget regret or life is yours to miss.

Nessie…I should tell you I’m disaster, I forget how to begin this. Let’s just make this part go faster, I have yet to be in it.

LA VIE BOHEME!

Immortal? Like...for real? You’re not high or anything? Because I wouldn’t mind sampling whatever you’re on, because it sounds like it’s a hell of a trip. You’re trying to tell me you’ve found the cure to...death basically? Death and cancer both? And you’re expecting me to buy that? When you had dropped off the face of the Earth, being on the verge of death’s door? And suddenly you’ve reappeared as the lovechild of a Power Ranger, a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, and the filmography of Jim Carey and making about as much sense?

*chuckle* Well, I guess it’s slightly comforting to know that you still have the worst pick-up techniques, even if your brain has gone to Swiss cheese. Only you would find it acceptable to quote love songs from a freaking musical about AIDS. You dork.