#vampizza

"She wasn't shaped exactly like a toddler; she was leaner and more graceful, her proportions were more even, like an adult's."

so i'm rereading eclipse again for the first time in 10 or something years and i just got to the part where my wife, rosalie, gives bella her backstory and omfg i---

Also can we talk about the gross invasion of privacy Carlisle pulled, when he took a DNA sample of an unknowing Jacob? What the fuck man?

"...if I hadn't seen him undressed, I would have sworn there was nothing more beautiful than Edward in his khakis and pale beige pullover..."

Edward in MS about Laurent: "The male in the lead was tall and handsomer than average, even for a vampire."

Leah at the baseball clearing, knowing full well one of the vampires is a mind reader, going through all the deets of the cheating scandal and what happened between her and sam:

i know it's a popular hc that leah might, uh, be suppressin' some, uh, "un-mormon" feelings, so uh, i'm just, uh.... gonna leave this here...