Lilith: Hey Mr. Life of the Party! Figured you’d be celebrating freedom from our last semester of hell, what’s going on? Lilith: This again? Caleb: I don’t know what you’re talking about. Lilith: Oh come on Caleb, give it a rest. Caleb: I really don’t know what you’re on about. Lilith: I thought you stopped this Caleb: Still don’t know what “this” is. Lilith: Inna. Following her around like you’re some poor lost puppy like you did when we were kids. Caleb: I do not do that. Lilith: Really? How would you describe it then. Caleb: I don’t know? I was just looking in their direction. Am I not allowed to do that anymore. Lilith: When in your head you’re playing out some picket fence 2.5 kids retire at 60 happy ending with the woman you’re looking at? No absolutely not. 100% banned. (/s) Look it’s been literal years. You asked her out once, she said no, and that was that. You have to get her out of your head. Why are you still stuck on her? Caleb: I’m not stuck on her. Lilith: I’m not doing this again, yes you are. Caleb: No I’m not. Charlie: Why are you looking at me? I want no part in this. Caleb: Why do you even care about this. Lilith: Because you’re my brother. I don’t like seeing you make yourself miserable by getting stuck on things after they don’t go your way. This isn’t even about Inna anymore. I’m not always going to be around to tell you to get out of your head. Especially when game season starts in a couple of months. Caleb: You make it sound like you’re dying. Lilith: I’m serious. You need more friends than Gunther Munch who severely underpays you to manage his “travel blog” that reads like a cross between his diary and a manifesto. Rose: Hey Caleb does your boss always freely share his conspiracy theories to people he hardly knows? Caleb: Both in speech and in the written form, which one did he bring up? The one about Bridgeport’s goth scene harboring a clan of “real life vampires” or the village on the outskirts of Granite Falls being home to a coven of witches that are somehow responsible for the mass disappearances back in the late 80s? Rose: The what.