#vachon

I feel like Hunter Biden finding a baggie of crack right now. I know I need to be better, but it's hard. Whenever I see this package of diabetes flavor bombs, I hear demons whisper in my ear.

"No, I must be strong. I'm on a low carb diet."

"Ah..."

"No! Don't you dare say it!"

"Caramel!"

"Damn you! Damn you straight to hell! How are you only three Canuckistani dinars?!

I WILL FUCKING STRANGLE THE QUEBECOIS ALCHEMIST WHO CONCEIVED OF THESE DEVILISH TREATS. THEY'RE GIVING THE ANGLOPHONES DIABETES AS PAYBACK FOR THE PLAINS OF ABRAHAM."

i miss z-wing. i miss narn. i hope they’re all doing ok