#uvoshal

modern au drug dealer!uvo x roller!shal drabble…

- uvo drives them in an all-terrain black dodge truck when they’re mobile

- shal’s got a resin tray he rolls on en route (he bought it off etsy)

- shal’s got an old red slide-up keyboard phone he uses to arrange the deals

- shal does exchanges, uvo’s the muscle

- their supplier is chrollo ofc, each pack is adorned w a shiny spider logo

- they might skimp on a couple j’s and pack them loose so they can have some flower left over

- at the end of the day, shal gets uvo a beer from the fridge, gets on his lap and they shot gun the blizz

shalnark walks in on a mario kart stream and demands a goodbye hug. plot twist. he doesn't let go.

s: Uvo! I'm going now!

u: One sec

s: mkay

u: *intense gaming*

s: *gay hug*

u: *pat pat* *epic one handed gaming*

s:

u: ....

u: shal. you can let go now

s: hehe

u: shal. MY GAME

s: hehehe

u: IM IN THIRD- LEMME GO

s: *whee*

u: MY CONTROLLER DISCONNECTED???

u: CONNECT. CONNECT!!

s: pfft-

u: *panic noises*

s: you're welcome chat <3

u: GUYS STOP LAUGHING

p: *WHEEZE*

n: *DYING LAUGHING*

s(arasa): wuh..

u: I GOT ABDUCTED- STOP

s(halnark): :PPPPP

silly little idea from @masakuterarr