#utterly flawless

Bob the pizza delivery man, who couldn't seem to shake the duck following him around, was almost at the end of his shift. If he had been paying more attention, he would've realized before he even got out of the car that this wasn't the place to be. He could hear teenaged girls screaming and yelling from the driveway. Apparently they had "all the feelings" and couldn't handle "this many feels." He rang the doorbell anyway, and everything stopped abruptly. PCHOO!!! The door opened. There was Austin, lying on the floor, smiling. We got a free pizza that night.