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â The Wrong Question to Ask
#Ushihina omegaverse
Practice had ended, sweat still clinging to skin, steam from the showers fogging the mirrors.
Tendou was lounging across the bench like a satisfied lizard, towel draped over his shoulders, eyes gleaming with mischief.
Ushijima stood at his locker, toweling his hair, calm as ever. Too calm.
Which meant Tendou absolutely had to poke him.
âNe, Wakatoshi-kun,â Tendou sing-songed, âwhat ifâjust what ifâShoyo decides he doesnât want to be with you anymore?â
The locker room went quiet.
Reon froze mid-buttoning his shirt.
Goshiki nearly dropped his water bottle.
Semi mouthed, what the hell, Tendou?
Ushijimaâs hands paused. Just for a moment. A fraction.
His expression didnât shift, but his eyesâ darkened.
âThat,â Ushijima said slowly, voice calm and terrifyingly certain, âwill not happen.â
Tendou grinned wider. âOooh? Confident, arenât we? But hypotheticallyâhypotheticallyâwhat if he leaves you?â
Everyone looked at Ushijima. He actually considered it.
Two seconds. Three.
And then, with the same tone he uses to call a cross shot:
âThen I will drag him back to me,â he said. âAnd lock him if necessary.â
Dead silence.
Goshiki squeaked.
Semi stared like heâd just witnessed a crime confession.
Reon sighed, already tired.
Tendou? He cackled.
âHAAAâ! I knew it! I knew youâd say something insane! Youâre so scary, Wakatoshi-kun!â
Ushijima blinked. âWhy? It is logical.â
âLogical he says!â Tendou slapped his knee. âPoor chibi-chan doesnât know heâs dating a yandere!â
Strangely, Ushijima didnât deny it. He simply closed his locker with quiet finality.
âShoyo is mine,â he said calmly, as if stating a fact of nature. âAnd I will not let him go.â
Tendou clutched his chest dramatically.
âHORRIFYINGâAND ROMANTICâAT THE SAME TIME!â
The team slowly backed away, some whispering, some shaking their heads.
Goshiki whispered to Reon, âShould we warn Hinata?â
Reon: âNo. If Hinata chose him, we trust he knows⌠whatever that was.â
Tendou threw an arm around Ushijimaâs shoulder.
âYouâre soooo in love, itâs dangerous.â
Ushijima didnât answer. Because for him? It wasnât a joke.
Not even a little.
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The door swung shut behind Ushijima, leaving the locker room in a stunned, echoing silence.
No one moved or breathed.
It was Reon who finally exhaled.
ââŚWeâre all alive. Thatâs good.â
Semi ran a hand down his face. âDid he actually say heâd drag Hinata back and lock him up?â
âYes,â Goshiki squeaked, voice cracking. âWith no hesitation! None! Zero!â
Tendou was still laughing, wiping a tear from the corner of his eye.
âOh, come on, guysâitâs romantic in a very twisted Wakatoshi-kun way!â
Semi stared at him. âSatori. He looked like he meant it.â
âOh, he did,â Tendou said cheerfully. âHe absolutely meant every word.â
Reon sighed, the Responsible Adult of the team. âI knew he got⌠intense about Hinata. But this is⌠next level.â
Goshiki hugged his water bottle for comfort.
âHinata is so small! So cute! So innocent! Does he even know heâs dating a walking natural disaster?!â
Tendou grinned. âNope! Chibi-chan has no idea that his alpha is one intrusive thought away from going full yandere.â
Semi nodded âHinataâs a sweetheart. He offers you snacks, he bows ninety degrees when apologizing, heâs literally sunshine incarnate.â
Reon added, âAnd our captain is⌠our captain.â
âTerrifying,â Semi clarified.
âEmotionally stunted,â Tendou corrected playfully.
âBuilt like he could punch a truck,â Goshiki whispered.
âWilling to kidnap his omega,â Semi muttered.
Tendou spread his hands. âListen, listenâWakatoshi-kun isnât actually dangerous. Not unless someone tries to take Hinata from him.â
They all paused, looked at each other, and collectively shuddered.
Reon: âI just hope Hinata never says something vague like âwe need to talkâ or âletâs take a breakâ.â
Semi: âHeâd lose his mind.â
Goshiki: âUshijima-san has lost his mind! For Hinata! Itâs kinda horrifying and admirable at the same time!â
Tendou smirked knowingly. âJust wait until Hinata realizes how utterly, hopelessly claimed he is.â
Reon groaned. âPoor kid.â
Semi crossed his arms. âWe should support Hinata. Because heâll need all the help he can get to survive Wakatoshi.â
Tendou beamed. âHeâll be fiiine. Chibi-chan is sunshine. Sunshine always tames big scary monsters.â
âBut the monster is still a monster,â Semi muttered.
âExactly, butâ Tendou laughed. âIsnât love amazing?â
The team collectively decided to pray for Hinataâs sanity and future safety.
Post practice shenanigans
ushihina soulmate au and on ushijima's wrist there is only one word. japan.

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Ushijima *trying to flirt*: You're tiny, I like that in a man.
Hinata *oblivious tangerine who thinks he's being insulted*: I'm not tiny, you're just abnormally tall! Hmph!
Ushijima: Is "abnormally tall" something you're attracted to?
Hinata: WHAT?!
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Okay, hear me out. ushihina au inspired by gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun, i think it has the potential to be so funny omg