#urushi

Kakashi: Gai ... don't you think this is a bit ridiculous? Gai: Ridiculous? So us openly expressing our love by wearing a Couple's Costume to Lady Tsunade's halloween party is "ridiculous"?? Kakashi: No, no, it's just ... a man and his dog? We couldn't come up with something more creative? Gai: We-- Kakashi: And another thing ... why do I have to be the dog? Why can't I be the human? Pakkun: Don't act like becoming a noble dog wouldn't be the best thing to ever happen to you, Boss. Gai: He has a point, love. And besides, out of the two of us, YOU have the most dog-like tendencies. Kakashi: I do not! Bull: You have a tendency to sniff people when you first meet them. Shiba: When we're outside and you're "too tired" to go inside to use the toilet, you pee in the same spot in the yard each time. Urushi: You get very aggressive with strangers and once you almost bit the mailman because he was wearing a hat you didn't recognize. Biscuit: You almost run better on all fours than you do on your two legs. Kakashi, stubbornly: Those things don't mean anything! None of that proves that -- Gai: 'Kashi. When we were at the store last week picking out a new collar for Uhei, you tried every single one of them on and then demanded I buy you the one with the little rhinestones in it. Kakashi: ... Kakashi: Fine. *pulls the dog ears on over his hair* But I better get a treat at the end of the night for this.