#upsidedown pineapple

So, in our area, upside down pineapples are a calling card, of sorts, for swingers. It's like the secret handshake, the knowing wink, or the club password.

Popsockets, for anyone who doesn't know, are those knob things that suction to the back of your phone and act as a stand or a handle.

My daughter insisted that I need one if these pop sockets and wanted to get me one for Christmas from a website where you can design your own.

She wants to get me one with a pineapple. "Look, mom, you can rotate the pineapple...like, you can turn it upside down when you're on the prowl for other swingers." Uhhh, like turning on my light in the red light district?