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This is the beginning of my scrapbook.

It's my Headcanon from @madlori 's Performance in a leading role.

I always imagine pics of Martin and Benedict instead of scenes from the show.

Call it Johnlock AU or Freebatch.

For me it's an addition to my Sherlock world.

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Ay guys, guess who has another rant about fanfiction!

Other people: stop shitting on people's writing, you piece of shit

Other people: write your own damn stories dumbass

Anyway I wanted to rant about this particular person and his name is Obi-wan Kenobi, the biggest slut of them all. Why him? Well, as of right now, I've been chained to Star Wars fanfics for too damn long and I can't escape, and this man is who I keep finding in tags and in every fucking story.

Now that isn't a bad thing because I do search for stories about him. I like him but....here's the thing...

Why is he always portrayed as a desperate lover and criticizes the Jedi Order

This is so damn obvious in Codywan fanfics!!! I'm not gonna lie, I love Codywan stories (when they aren't smut). But I notice patterns about Obi-wan in those fics:

○ Obi-wan is a pinning idiot and falls in love first.

This is me being salty because Obi-wan isn't someone who fucking falls in love so fast and revolves his character around Cody/other people. I view the Jedi as people who don't go around and look for love and spend their whole lives trying to balance their Jedi duty and their love lives. They don't DO THAT. Always I see Obi-wan like

"Oh, I'm troubled because I love my Commander and would do anything for him, but I'm a Jedi and must follow the code blah blah blah!"

Desperate much? Why make Obi-wan the pinning one and be flustered all the damn time?? Why make him be flirty even when they have a, I don't know...A WAR GOING ON??!! It's like Obi-wan would rather focus on his secret love for Cody than the fucking war. Even fics that write about after the war Obi-wan is like

"I want to leave the Jedo Order so that I can be with the one I love, aka Cody but oh! The Jedi Code said not to oh what shall I do!."

For fucks sake you're a Jedi Obi-wan, have been for 30+ y e a r s. How can he be so indecisive about this. He should know about stuff like this. He's becoming an idiot that's what.

○ Obi-wan throws away the Jedi(Order/Code)

Ok, so you mean to tell me that Obi-wan, the one who grew up in the Jedi Order, who loves the Jedi as family, who follows the code (even choosing it over Satine) would just give that all up for Cody. Yeah, you can argue that he claimed that he would leave the Jedi Order for Satine if she asked, but do you think he really would? He and Satine are responsible people that take their duty seriously and I respect that of them. But when fanfic writers portray Obi-wan as someone who can throw that away and actually be critical (bashing) of the Order he loves is where I draw the line.

This can apply to non-romantic stories, and Obi-wan would still leave because

"tHe JEdi HaVE loSt tHeIr wAy "

What a load of bullshit. Even in the show Kenobi he loved the Jedi and called them his family despite their "failure".

○ Obi-wan chooses the clones over the Jedi as his family.

This applies in fics where Obi-wan first gets introduced to his battalion and in Time Travel Fix-its. Both often have Codywan in them. So tell me, why the fuck would Obi-wan suddenly become too damn obsessed with the Clones in like a few seconds of meeting them and then fall for Cody so damn quick I'm like, "holy shit when did this happen???"! Oftentimes, Obi-wan would have monologs in his head that say

"The clones, I feel so safe with them. Much safer than when I was with the Jedi-"

Are you fucking kidding me?! Again the writers choose to bash or be critical of the Jedi Order for this to happen! Obi-wan had a terrible upbringing in the order, sure. That is content to use when writing about this. Obi-wan didn't have a great start to his padawan years, ok they can use that. The end of his padawnship was dogshit, ok yeah makes sense.

But show me where he claimed that he could never trust the Jedi Order. Show me where he said that he doesn't feel love within the Jedi Order. Show me where he said that he doesn't find family in the Jedi Order. Why write about Obi-wan being critical of the Jedi Order that he FUCKING LOVES!!

He could have left the Jedi Order when he was 13 when he was in Melida/Daan. But no, he came back and stayed. That was Qui-gon's mistake, not the Jedi Order!

○ Obi-wan all of a sudden is Mandalorian and can speak the language, thus becoming close to the clones and claiming them as his family.

Why is this such a common thing to see! Why is Mandalore such an important aspect to him to where he speaks the language, practices the customs, and other bullshit stuff from the culture. Obi-wan is NOT Mandalorian! He wasn't born there, and just because he spent time with Satine at a point of his life doesn't mean he practiced their culture. Always I see this in Codywan fics, Time Travel fics, fics where he abandons the Jedi Order or something, just... everywhere.