#unmentionableme

It’s been a bit since me last post! Life gets crazy but every once in a while you just have to sit and sip in peace! We’re half way there this year!! 💋☕️

This is a primarily NSFW blog. 18+ only. I’m an exhibitionist, hotwife active in the lifestyle, mom and wife and a busy person. What does this mean?

It means I get a lot of DMs. Not just here but on other socials too. So I do appreciate those who read this first.

Name: you can call me Jessie

Age: late 40s

Sex: F

Status: Married with non-monogamous lifestyle benefits. Wife, Mom and busy.

Location: Missouri, USA

Kinks: Hotwifing, exhibitionism, being bratty, friends with benefits=quality & long term over quantity.

Turn offs: Egotistical people, D pics, gym rats, BDSM, Doms, “bulls”, men young enough to date my older kids. Using Free Apps for lifestyle connections (yes, Tumblr is free lol). Blank blogs or profiles.

Height: 5’6”

Weight: Never ask a lady, but I have a curvy voluptuous mom bod.

Breast Size: I never confirm but they’re ample as you can see🤣 don’t ask, I won’t answer.

Drug, disease free. For the record, the Devil’s Lettuce is not a drug lol, I am 420 friendly.

Hobbies: I make stuff, collect stuff, movies, music, love pop culture references, Buddy the Elf is my favorite but anything Halloween is close second. Posting sexy pics online.

DMs:

If you DM, please be respectful. Both of me as a person and my time. I generally reserve my time to chat, sext or pic exchange only with my husband, regular local FWBs I’ve already met in person or it’s verification only basic representation exchanges when I am verifying a new potential ethical non-monogamous connection. So if you think sliding into my DMs and pretending to be local will be enough, it won’t be.

Follows:

If you follow me, we do follow back unless it might be a spam or bot account or not align to our values. We do however enjoy SFW blogs and diversity so just because your blog centers around making custom flutes, we will likely still pay back your follow. We just avoid blank blogs, spam and extremism.

Lifestyle Matches:

We match with others 99% of the time with paid for membership on lifestyle centric apps to other paid profiles. Us matching here or other free socials is rarer than unicorns in the lifestyle. We typically match as a hotwife couple where my husband is present and a voyeur or MFM connections. We respect wives and if he doesn’t play solo, we may not be a match. We are not a cuckold couple, but can entertain cuckqueens if we match. We date together and/or play together so we mostly center around the stag/vixen lifestyle. We do not get too hung up on the title stereotypes though and enjoy real people.

My lifestyle preference is single or married lifestyle men who live within an hour of my location. Will I tell you that specific location? No. but if you know you are close to the area I stated above, drop it in the DM and I’ll confirm if we’re close enough and/or if I’m looking for new potentials to discuss reviewing your lifestyle profile on one of our venues. My style is not about quantity but about quality and when I find a regular third or two, I tend not to be looking for more. I’m not poly, but lean into regular connections with good people in and out of the bedroom. I am not here to change anyone’s marital status or be your distraction from your SO but I like to enjoy being friends with you enough to know I’ll miss the connection if it ends. We can always pause or stop extramarital playing for any reason but do not need to stop friendship. We do travel and visit lifestyle resorts too but we do not make it a point to hookup with strange on these trips. I like long term regular men who know how to be friends in and out of the bedroom. Sorry to all of you sexy ladies, I’m clinically straight except maybe some light soft play for my husband’s pleasure/viewing and he does enjoy your interest! Your wife or couple pics don’t get blocked if tasteful, but rather I just share them with him too! While our rules are equal, he tends to look and not touch unless he’s engaging in the bedroom with my connections or if I ask him to play but he does enjoyed being your voyeur too.

My other general preferences are bearded, dadbods with good hygiene, the darker the hair the better and a great personality. I’m not too specific height preferences, but I’m 5’6 and like my guys taller than me. I’m not a size queen, it’s not how deep you fish but how you wiggle that worm, but also not turned on by micro types. Race play is not in my wheelhouse. I’m also not turned on by cucks or feminine presenting men or being called babygirl by doms. Yes I’m bratty but this is my hubby’s and my switch dynamic in and out of the bedroom but we are not in the BDSM lifestyle. I do enjoy a light spank but one should always ask first if I’m in the mood. I’m equally turned off by gym rats or alpha male types. I like real average type guys or couples who I can hang out with anywhere, anytime & do fun things that don’t always lead up to a hotel room host, but often that’s the goal. I’d rather have few quality friends and more orgasms than be surrounded by low quality friends all trying to use me for their orgasms. In our world, Ladies cum first. (Unpredictable things can happen when we’re that turned on but refractory periods save you! lol)

I don’t use ethical here to imply that non-monogamy has shame, but that I expect all parties to be in the know and consenting to play. All of this means our lifestyle rules/boundaries and tactics are designed to weed out pic collectors, spammers, bad actors and cheaters and respect everyone involved and the rules/boundaries we all set. It’s all about enthusiastic consent by all parties playing.

We test and expect potential partners to test regularly.

How to get uninvited quickly:

🍆Dick pics get you blocked. No, I don’t need your 💦tributes or artistic interpretation or collages of my images. If you want to draw me, I would like it to be a large drawing for my bedroom wall I can frame but no, I’m not commissioning your artwork either, I’m sure it’s great. No, I do not need a photographer either. 97% are selfies or my husband is my photographer. Asking me to push pass my boundaries in any way, including to exchange pics or sext with you past the first no will get you ignored or blocked. Thinking if I just give you a chance you’ll change my mind & you’re the best thing I’ve ever will have will work for you, trust me I’m a stubborn brat who doesn’t care and no, you won’t be. Cheating profiles need not apply. I’m not judging you for your personal bedroom solutions and you’re always welcome to be a voyeur here and enjoy my posts, but know I’m not your 1130pm virtual booty call while your wife is sleeping in the other room providing you with GFE fap material as I’m likely too busy in bed with my husband and/or friends. 😇

What I do enjoy here:

I do ❤️ compliments and respectful messages and even regular good morning check ins but unfortunately I am busy though and do not check this account daily so entitled, pushy ones wondering why I am ignoring you for the last 2 hours will get you blocked. I’ll see it when I see it. (Sometimes, admittedly, it can be weeks lol)

I run the blog and often choose what to post but hubby can also post my images I sext him for your pleasure at his discretion. I always tell people to always assume the spouse or SO will read DMs in the lifestyle at all times, and we are a classic example why: Hubby and I keep no secrets and he does have access to check in, read, reply or just enjoy me being appreciated by others. I’m the exhibitionist, he is the voyeur. But we keep our ENM and lifestyle visible to eachother. We all deserve privacy but once you slide into DMs he is watching your 🚩s even if you’re waiting for me to reply.

ASKS:

You can publicly or anonymously ASK me anything, and I typically reply unless it’s simply too private. We also don’t kiss and tell stories of our lifestyle either.

If you’re new to the hotwife or swinging lifestyle, and have questions, feel free to ask publicly or privately! We don’t mind sharing our mistakes and advice for success on your journey but often the hubby half will take these inquiries.

In Conclusion:

If you read this far Congratulations!!! You’ve excelled past 95% of the thirsty men who will still slide into DMs and try to get blocked 😂

But the ☀️heat☀️ makes you want to take it all off…

The humidity messes with your camera lens while you feel the crisp air of the AC caress your skin while the 🌞brightens the day…

But it’s not yet the weekend so you toke up and let time fade away until it’s time to have that hotwife fun!🌲🔥💨😘

Jinkies boys! You’re really blowing up my blog today!

26 more days to go!!

Throwback to October 2021!

In honor of the lesser known unofficial holidays, National Formal Wear day, aka Dress Up Day & national Mental Health Day, I hope my “formal” wear dressing down has a positive effect on lifting up your spirits! (among other things ;)