(Coffee maker malfunctioning)
Kate: I am a genius. I have repelled alien invasions. I have saved the world using the power of my intelligence! (Deep breath) I can't work the coffee machine. Josh: Ma'am, you wanted to see me? Kate: Yes! Can you work the coffee machine? The machine in my office understands me. The machine in my office listens. This thing, this (slams a fist against it) borrowed, resentful thing, hasn't worked (slamming) since we got here!
(slamming)
Kate: Can you work it?! Josh: ...you want me to make you a coffee? Kate: Yes! Josh: well, fine. Oh, and... do you have a mop? Kate: Oh, doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, never mind. My body will just have to get used to no caffeine.















