#unglued

Elvish Impersonators

"Uh-hunh."

Blacker Lotus (Unglued) - Christopher Rush

lori being based lowkey sorry mean lesbian mom haters

he paid someone. with ruben's money. to make him straight

HELLO his sexuality is now a financial issue if he's gay he wasted that money and this whole conflict over it means he owes ruben his fucking sexuality. his kid/gf/everything. how will he pay ruben back for this. also they are CONSTANTLY STARING AT EACH OTHERS LIPS

the hug part has me in fucking stitches bro. "im mona you're benji" immediately freaks out over the hug having some sexual connotation. because ruben hates women and niall is woman adjacent to him and niall is internalizing everythingggggg he's getting from ruben and has been since they were kids

niall engaging in mean girl (channeling his mom) failure behaviour honestly. "hehe ur being mean so guess what? i will now reveal to you that MY wife is pregnant because EYE can fuck a baby into a woman unlike YOU. im more of a man than you are and this will break your mind entirely because i am a woman to you, not a man." this is exaggeration on my part but like jesus chrsit.

and then he's like. put off. because ruben immediately sexualizes him for it and that's not quite what he expected. or is it? but he hates it because he's like what the FUCK is this reaction bro even he's weirded out im dying. this is so cruelly funny because it's absurd. absurd!!! its so horrible. literally the worst most extreme possible reaction to being emasculated: rape. jesus. ruben reacting this way is so like evil manly man but also "thsi is how my dad reacted when/if i ever one-upped him. cruelty. abuse. humiliation" is he crying because he knows that's what he';s doing? im only half way throug hthe epuispde?????

I thought I escaped it but it follows me wherever I go (aka I’m in a production of Frozen the musical and it the amount of times I’ve heard that song. Holy crap. It fits so well but. Holy shit. Hit me like a ton of bricks seeing it on there) It’s like seeing your long lost best friend who you thought you shot in the chest but they show up back at the front door wearing a snowman costume with hand frozen trailing behind them. Jesus Christ man

(all /silly) (the playlist honestly looks so so good)

Good morning and welcome to your Daily!Tom!

If you need me today, I will be curled up in a ball in the corner staring at this picture. Absolutely undone.

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Combining the first two Un-sets due to lower card pool.

Cool - Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Save a kill spell to deal with this guy.