lori being based lowkey sorry mean lesbian mom haters

he paid someone. with ruben's money. to make him straight

HELLO his sexuality is now a financial issue if he's gay he wasted that money and this whole conflict over it means he owes ruben his fucking sexuality. his kid/gf/everything. how will he pay ruben back for this. also they are CONSTANTLY STARING AT EACH OTHERS LIPS

the hug part has me in fucking stitches bro. "im mona you're benji" immediately freaks out over the hug having some sexual connotation. because ruben hates women and niall is woman adjacent to him and niall is internalizing everythingggggg he's getting from ruben and has been since they were kids

niall engaging in mean girl (channeling his mom) failure behaviour honestly. "hehe ur being mean so guess what? i will now reveal to you that MY wife is pregnant because EYE can fuck a baby into a woman unlike YOU. im more of a man than you are and this will break your mind entirely because i am a woman to you, not a man." this is exaggeration on my part but like jesus chrsit.

and then he's like. put off. because ruben immediately sexualizes him for it and that's not quite what he expected. or is it? but he hates it because he's like what the FUCK is this reaction bro even he's weirded out im dying. this is so cruelly funny because it's absurd. absurd!!! its so horrible. literally the worst most extreme possible reaction to being emasculated: rape. jesus. ruben reacting this way is so like evil manly man but also "thsi is how my dad reacted when/if i ever one-upped him. cruelty. abuse. humiliation" is he crying because he knows that's what he';s doing? im only half way throug hthe epuispde?????

Good morning and welcome to your Daily!Tom!

If you need me today, I will be curled up in a ball in the corner staring at this picture. Absolutely undone.

Current music obsession: Fair "Unglued"

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(Letterman Show, 1994)

"I got this feelin' coming over me, over me"

A cool 3-0, 6-0.

Here were some of my sick plays:

In a game I thought I was losing, I cast the Garbage Elemental with cascade which hit Comet, and suddenly I was winning by *miles.*

I cast Clocknapper. (If you've never cast Clocknapper before, this *is* the sick play. Stealing their beginning phase is *brutal*.)

The only time I cast Richard Garfield, I used Standard Procedure as a suspended Ancestral Vision. I then cast Clocknapper to steal their beginning phase, which sounded like a sweet way to get the Ancestral to resolve, but then I killed them.

I got to the phase of the game where cycle Blast from the Past, cast it with madness and buyback to draw more cards so that B.O.B's +1 always made all my Beebles unblockable.

And the sickest play of all, turn 3 Spike + tapped dual, turn 4 Magar, turn 5 Spike for Time Walk, use Magar's ability to make a 3/3 that Time Walks on hitting my opponent, on my extra turn kill all their blockers, take all the turns.