For the record, I actually have plenty of respect for Chip Smith.

Having said that, he does happen to be a dirty, white-trash, barefoot, toothless Appalachian hillbilly.

No offense intended.

For years now, Smith's company Nine Banded Books has been hard at work sporadically publishing books about Holocaust denial and why you should kill yourself.

Personally, I give him a lot of credit for running a publishing company despite the fact that he never learned how to read.

I'm not going to sit here in judgement of the man. I'm certainly not going to speculate on whether the rumors of his debauched and sordid acts involving dead armadillos are true. After all, everyone has their hobbies.

Deceased in the last two months:

James "IOU" Havoc (d. late May 2026)

Jim "America's Sweetheart" Goad (d. late July 2026)

In imminent danger:

Chip "Uses Roadkill as a Pocket Pussy" Smith

The Esteemed Dr. Philip Best, PhD esq.

Michael "Had His First Orgasm Watching the Tornado Scene in The Wizard of Oz" Salerno

Williamson died from complications arising from a perforated colon after spending the night with Mistress Nong Champain, lead performer at the illustrious Club 27cm. The attending physician Dr. Benway (who unsurprisingly was left unpaid) is quoted as saying "He died like he lived: full of shit."

THE MADONNA OF TOTAL WAR IN INDOCHINA.

PICS INFO: Spotlight on Martin Sharp’s "Madonna of the Napalm" from the first issue of "Oz" magazine (published in London, UK), published in January 1967. Illustration: Copyright of the estate of Martin Sharp.

PEACE ON EARTH? NOT IN 1967.

PIC #2: “The Madonna of the Napalm.” Martin Sharp. Stolen Paper Editions, Mill Valley, California. Offset poster, c. 1967. Sharp’s poster depicted U.S. President Johnson, U.S. Secretary of Defense, Robert McNamara, the pro-war Australian Prime Minister John Gorton, and the U.S. backed South Vietnamese Prime Minister, Nguyen Cao Kỳ.