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New delicious edibles by American Baked Co. 

Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans  2 servings - 5mg THC each - $18 “The trinity of happiness combine in our chocolate covered espresso beans. Fresh Northwest espresso beans mingle with white and dark chocolates, dark rich cocoa powder and of course a touch of marijuana extract. You’ll chat for hours as the world seems to be a better place, summit mountains cheerfully and be ready for all day music festivals. The combination of marijuana and coffee will keep you motivated and relaxed at the same time. We pack our beans into 5MG THC packs, which many find to be just right to power down without feeling out of control.”

Spicy Cheddar Crackers  4 crackers - 5mg THC each - $18  “Enjoying some fine Washington scenery? Add a couple of our Spicy Cheddar Crackers, and you’ll be rolling like Socrates in no time! You’ll philosophize over the sharp cheddar cheese, and lots of it, with a kick of spicy Aleppo pepper. Add a kiss of cannabis, and that’s it. This is an unbelievably delicious way to enjoy eating marijuana. We make our crackers at a lower dose. Each cracker contains 5 mg THC so you can tune your experience to your liking. We suggest 1 cracker to start, 2 or more for a more intense experience.”

Give Zoots this Valentine’s Day

ZootDrops - 100mg THC - $36  A liquid alcohol based tincture that is available in a Mandarin Lime High Energy blend or a Lemon Relaxation blend. Add to water or club soda for a quick way to get high. My favorite way to use this is to make popsicles. I smash fresh fruit together, add coconut water, and squirt in the entire bottle of ZootDrops. Then I just pour them into my popsicle mold! If you really want to get fucked up add it to beer or your favorite alcoholic drink. The THC latches onto the extra alcohol molecules and will intensify your high. 

ZootBlast - 30mg THC - $11 An energy shot infused with THC. This is absolutely perfect to chug right before a concert or music festival. The caffeine will combat any tired feeling you would get from the cannabis so you can party hard all night long. Or it will allow you and your lover to make sexy time all night long on Valentine’s Day!

ZootRocks - 100mg THC - $36  This tin of little lozenges comes with 20 little 5mg pieces. Available in Chili Cinnamon Fire, Lemongrass, or ZootBerry. The most discreet option so you can get high practically anywhere! 

ZootBites - 60mg THC - $36 A pack of six 10mg brownies that are so effing tasty! These are caramel espresso flavored and really do pack a punch. A 10mg brownie feels like 20mg because of the higher fat content so be careful! I suggest buying a bag of normal brownies too just in case you can’t resist eating the entire package. 

-Tasha Nguyen

Our Valentine’s day specials this week 😍 

 Come by for the cheapest pot in Washington state! 

What a time to be alive! Cannabis sodas are sold here at Uncle Ike’s. This is the perfect option to get Mom or Aunt Bertha to try marijuana for their first time! It’s not as scary as sparking a joint with them. Of course grab the larger thc doses for the more experienced marijuana user. ;) 

Check out this Vice segment about Mirth Sodas!  http://munchies.vice.com/videos/the-munchies-guide-to-washington-natural-high

Available in 3 different flavors and 3 different potency levels: 10mg / 20mg / 40mg    =    $9 / $16 / $19 *

Rainier Cherry Behold, the gods of chilling have smiled upon you! Kick off your shoes, maybe even your pants, and float toward the heavens with this elixir of fresh cherry juice and pure cannabis extract. Pairs well with music festivals, house parties, and riding through the clouds on the back of a mythological beast.

Lemon Ginger  Couch, meet butt. This delicious fusion of tangy lemon and spicy ginger is so ridiculously relaxing that you may find yourself becoming one with your furniture. Whether you’re melting into a beach blanket or parked on the sofa, prepare for many glorious hours of doing absolutely nothing.

Pomegranate Word to your mother! Mother Nature, that is. This infusion of fresh juices and cannabis extract is an awesome companion for soaking in natural beauty, whether you hike Mt. Rainier or hang out in your own backyard. Toss it in a backpack, grab a map and a friend, and spend some time with Mama.

Some strain highlights from one of our favorite growers: Tiller! 

1g / 2g / 4g / 7g    =   $14 / $27 / $49 / $84 *

Dirty Girl - Sativa Dominant - 22.3% THC Dirty Girl is a sativa-dominant cross of a Trainwreck hybrid, known as Arcata Lemon Wreck, and Cinderella 99. The combination produces a tropical aroma of pineapples and citrus fruit with a sharp pungent note reminiscent of Pine Sol.  The flavor of Dirty Girl is like sweet lemon candy and the effects it produces are happy and creative. Dirty Girl will elevate your mood and help avoid the complications of shitty days. 

White Widow - Hybrid - 25.3% THC Seriously one of the most popular strains ever. The potency of this strain doesn't go well with those who have not been smoking weed for a long time. This strain provides an excellent spark to conversations as it stimulates the brain to make you more creative. Perfect for those late night talks about quantum theories and whether or not we live in a matrix or not. 

Tang - Hybrid - 20.5% THC This strain smells like that juice mix we used to drink as kids. Do you remember the commercial with the orangutang? This high is a creeper. When you first smoke it, it doesn’t feel like you’re that high at all. 30 minutes later and you’re like, “where am i?”. 

When we first opened, Pioneer Nuggets were one of the first brands that we ever carried. A long time ago, they came in these cool sealed cans with no window so you couldn’t see the weed. Good thing they changed their packaging because these buds are beautiful! 

Here is what we currently have available from them: 

Cinderella’s Dream - Sativa Dominant - 22% THC This strain was created by crossing Cinderella 99 and Blue Dream. Both strains known for it’s skills in happiness and relaxation. The perfect blend for kickin it with the squad (hanging with your friends). The sativa effects make you full of conversation and the little bit of indica chills you out so you’re not all socially awkward. The yummiest scents of tropical fruit! 

Blueberry Kush - Indica - 22.03% THC This is an original strain by DJ Short. If you don’t know who DJ Short is - he’s a DJ who created some awesome blueberry strains back in the day. A cross of OG Kush and Blueberry makes this strain a face melting indica high. Do you love the feeling of not knowing whats going on around you when you’re smoking weed? This is your strain. 

OG Kush - Sativa Dominant - 20.09% THC  A classic west coast strain, OG Kush has the dankest kush aroma. This is a great productive high for when you have a bunch of stuff to do. Or if you have a whole season of your favorite Netflix show to blast through. Be comfy but at the same time you’re able to pay attention to everything that’s going on!

1g / 2g / 3.5g / 7g  =   $16 / $31 / $42 / $95 *