Here's step-by-step instructions on how to get your crush to have sex with you. By me.
1 - Challenge her to a duel. At dawn. Next to a body of water. A river is best, but any will do (this will be important later)
2 - Meet at the spot. Prepare for the duel by making a big show of loading your gun and turning the safety off.
3 - At the last second, tell her you've changed your mind and throw your gun into the river (or river substitute) and run over to her.
4 - Utilize the ensuing confusion and give her a kiss. Tongue is optional. Just go with the moment. Your heart will guide you
5 - At this point you have to be prepared to be shot. If you are, seek medical attention immediately. If not, proceed to step six
6 - Profess your undying love to her and ask for her hand in marriage. Again, prepare for gunfire. If you're lucky, you will be able to proceed to step seven.
7 - Plan your wedding. Everything needs to be perfect. The flowers must complement the venue. The dress has to match the decor. The venue can't be a McDonald's parking lot. The flower girl can't be your 49 year old Uncle Robert from Idaho. This step can take anywhere from 3 to 15 months.
8 - Have the wedding. This part should be easy seeing as you just spent 3 to 15 months preparing.
9 - Retreat to your honeymoon. Now, this part is difficult because you have to make sure that you don't do anything to make your new wife angry, but also keep her in the mood. Any mistake and the whole plan crumbles.
10- Make love to your new wife as a married couple, because sex out of wedlock is a sin in the eyes of God. What position is up to you, but I recommend reverse doggystyle.
And there you go. Detailed instructions on how to have sex with your crush. Keep in mind results may vary. This list is based off my experiences in 2010, 2013, and 2019.