#umiyuki

Flare by @nardaviel

En hates soulmate marks. They're a cage; they fence him in and trap him, and leave him staring through the bars at the one person he wants to be with. Sometimes he can't stand the sight of his marks, which is a problem, since they're on the backs of his hands. He doesn't want to deal with arguments, monsters, or Kusatsu's two unsettling soulmate marks. He's too busy trying to hold onto his friendship with Atsushi. But even though the two of them didn't light each other's marks, even though his faith in the soulmate web is at rock bottom, there's one possibility that didn't occur to anyone.

Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu Selfish Kiss! by bluemisfortune *Boueibu LOVE!+HK*

One quiet night without monsters, the Defence Club takes a trip to a travelling fair and its house of mirrors. What walks into school the next morning is a very different club. Passive sins such as insolence and indolence are no longer a concern to the Student Council when faced with this mysterious change. The only way to get answers is to defeat this new threat. However, what stands before them is no longer their familiar Defence Club but magical knights searching for happiness - Selfish Kiss!

I Swear I've Seen this Horror Movie by @a-writing-trickster-angel

So, Ryuu’s grandmother is visiting his aunt so sleepover! (cuz why the fuck not?) established enatsu, ioryuu in the works but not established. Includes horror games, magical monsters, and taking pictures of sleeping teammates who are too cute.

Play our Little Game by Purplerose128

Ibushi Arima had lived up to his family's expectations his whole life, in all but one category. After repeated insinuations that he should have a girlfriend, who would be a better stand-in than Akoya? (AKA the "pretend to be my girlfriend" AU that I thought this fandom needed)

Private Bath by umiyluki 

The student council summer retreat gives Arima and Akoya far fewer opportunities to be alone together than they'd hoped; tlhey'll just have to take advantage of the few they get. (Set during episode seven.)

Part of your world by @mystofthestars *unfinisheld*

Young merman Ryuu is really fond of the inaccessible human world, as his vast collection of artifacts shows and despite the fact that his older brothers strongly oppose his passion. His curiosity is so strong, that he would literally pay any price to be able to explore the upper land and meet with his human crush.

When he gets to set foot on the shore for the first time, however, will the outside world and the man he thinks he loves be what he expects them to be?

Of Gardening and Tutoring by ThePackWantstheD

Kinshirou didn’t look up from the papers he was reading as he answered, “I believe he is currently in the library. He was asked to tutor one of the first years.”

Love is a Flower by rynwritesheresometimes *NSFW/unfinished*

In hindsight, it was a terrible idea to turn the closet pervert of the school into a monster. Aki and Haru's latest plan to take down the Battle Lovers backfires horribly when they are also hit with the monster's "love pollen." Even Gora gets dragged into the fiasco. Things get steamy in the onsen before Yumoto finally takes this monster down.

Through the Looking Glass by @fortune-maiden

And what Yumoto found there. A mysterious mirror hidden in Binan High School’s basement takes Yumoto and Wombat to a strange yet familiar place…

Can I Destroy The Earth? 2.XX: Love Is a Limited Edition Collector's Item! by Gramarye

When the Battle Lovers complain about the impracticality and visibility of their combat uniforms, Wombat tries to placate them by offering them another piece of highly advanced scientific technology: a transformation pen that will allow them to disguise themselves as anyone they wish. Meanwhile, Caerula Adamas have identified their next potential monster, only to discover that it may have been unwise to target someone who has an earnest desire for dark power -- and a will of his own when it comes to wielding it. [NOTE: On the advice of UCHYUU TV's legal counsel, this episode from season 2 of Can I Destroy the Earth? was withdrawn before airing and never shown on live intergalactic broadcast.]

The Future's Kiss of Despair by Pyrachan *Boueibu HK/Unfinished*

Animate has started accepting pre-orders for new Shugo Chara! products. The products are scheduled to be released mid-August 2026.

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umiyuki(umi x yukiho) - yumi and miho

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PROBLEM SLEUTH

okay bear in mind that it’s been five years since I’ve read problem sleuth

Favorite character

GODHEAD PICKLE INSPECTOR!! he is a good god boy

Second favorite character

Normal PIckle Inspector 

Least favorite character

Gee ummmm I really don’t know, it’s been so long! I guess the villains and Kingpin by default?

The character I’m most like

Honestly no idea, ummm maybe Hysterical Dame??

Favorite pairing

Lets say Pickle Inspector and Problem Sleuth

Least favorite pairing

Elf orgy

Favorite moment

SEPULCHRITUDE I used to have the beautiful wonderful Sepulchritude tshirt (I wonder where it went??) and even did a terrible Hussie cosplay with it when one of my Kanaya cosplay horns conveniently fell off during con. Also, halloween skins, that’s the moment that I immediately remembered.

Rating out of 10

8, for ridiculous wacky surreal hijinks, an astoundingly and bizarrely intense story, and loads of fun

Someday I wanna get the rest of the books. I think I have the first three?

WATCH GODS aka my own ... ocs...

i cant believe you are so willingly letting me be horribly self indulgent that is so nice of you 

Favorite character

HARRY harry harry harry my sad problematic shitty son.... There is absolutely nothing I love more in this universe than characters who start as assholes and have such intense personal development stories where they struggle so hard to better themselves as an individual and Harry is just my self indulgent need for more characters like that

Second favorite character

Lockjaw of course he is a good ray of sunshine and smiles, a pure child, he is trying so hard and it is not Going Well, and when it is Going, he is not Well

Least favorite character

NO ONE how can I hate anyone.. I guess some bad guy background characters who are designed to be purely antagonistic and nasty, like Harry’s brother, who’s also a demigod and is an all around an awful motherfucker. a lot of the demigods in the story are just horrible.

The character I’m most like

Harry.................................... whoo boy Harry hits a little too close to home sometimes.

Favorite pairing

The obvious.................. the good green obvious........ the one true otp..... named Steamed Broccoli....... (spoilers it’s harry and lockjaw)

they are good boys.... they start of hating each other and have a ton of conflict (how can two people with such immensely different personalities and values get along?) but realise somewhere along the way that in reality they have a lot in common, and then somehow they just naturally slip into being the most important people to each other in the world. They have an incredibly strong and intense friendship where they balance and compliment each other so well. And Harry just cant help himself when Lockjaw is so wonderful and has so many freckles....

Least favorite pairing

I guess anything with one of the main side characters who is ace/aro, and also, Harry and Das Uru the main villain because that would be.... super fucked up Not Nice.... and awful and abusive with a huge power imbalance

Favorite moment

each and any moment where Harry is happy and safe

Rating out of 10

from here, SOMEONE ASK ME MORE... JUST ASK ME 20 ALL AT ONCE I DARE YOU..... I FEED ON OC QUESTIONS.....

21. Your most artistic OC?

Not technically ‘artistic’ in the art sense I guess but Elepon is a traveling bum musician - with his partner in crime - who plays viola/violin and sometimes guitar and maybe other things, and also sings. He’s very Good At Music and somewhat known in particular circles, and during his story probably becomes accidentally and probably unfortunately Very Well Known outside of those particular circles.

Harry likes to draw sometimes? I have this idea that, he’s very pedantic about writing a journal when he’s traveling because it helps keep him grounded, and he likes to doodle landscapes and things in there. He’s traveled a lot in the past but hates doing it, at least sketching is something relaxing and comfortable. 

 28. Your most dangerous OC? 

 Toss up between Harry and Elepon. Harry is very very strong, he’s formally trained, and also trains others, in a variety of weapons and fighting styles. He’s also supernaturally strong because, he’s a demigod, and is very resilient in general, he can withstand a lot of punishment. But, Harry isn’t good at fighting dirty, and he isn’t that nimble because he’s big and a target. He likes fighting, he’s really good at it, but in practice he doesn’t really like hurting people and avoids seriously injuring or killing people unless it’s absolute total life and death. So he’s dangerous, but not Dangerous.

Elepon is Dangerous. Elepon is the kind who only blinks once at needing to torture for information. Elepon is the kind who will stab you in the throat while you’re still begging. It’s something he’s adapted to in the line of dirty nasty mercenary work and also in the ‘i am dying inside’ line of work. He never had formal training, he will fight feral tooth and nail happily if in the situation, he fights as dirty as possible to do the most damage possible. His story also involves guns and lots of them, and he’s an excellent shot despite a fucked up dead eyeball (...or maybe because of that???), and there’s not much you can do in retaliation with a bullet in your head, or anywhere for that matter.

Since pieces of him are occupied by Promethius, he also has a goopy horrific feral monster form.👍 

Promethius alone can’t really interact with material people because he’s a spirit/ghost, outside of a host he can only interact with the dead and other spirits, so he isn’t technically dangerous. He’s a psychopomp, like the grim reaper or anubis, he doesn’t kill people, but he does (correction: is supposed to, he was banished to the material plain of existence so sort of lost his job) take and guide their souls to the sea under the world. He has no interest in hurting people (a literal no interest, he’s definitely not benevolent, just doesn’t care). Elepon as a host gives him a way to interact with the world around them both, which is what makes Elepon very dangerous.

 38. Which one of your OCs would be the best dancer?

I’ve probably never talked about her much because I haven’t worked on Elepon and co for several years but, Elepon’s ‘girlfriend’ Khomal is a dancer! She travels and performs with him and dancers sometimes when it will get them more cash. She’s also a singer and plays with him sometimes, though she’s been playing for a shorter amount of time.

Lockjaw is always down for a good pub dance because there is nothing goblins do better than partying.

since it’s kind of related... slowly slides singing voiceclaim for elepon and khomal and theme song across the table.....