#umieli

KotoHono (Kotori/Honoka) - You think the concept of opposites attract is highly overrated.

HonoUmi (Honoka/Umi) - You think the concept of opposites attract cannot be highly rated enough.

KotoUmi (Kotori/Umi) - You like the concept of opposites attract, but like, not that opposite.

TsubaHono (Tsubasa/Honoka) - You know the whole concept of “wanting your senpai to notice you” has become this whole, like, cliche joke at this point, but… doesn’t make it any less cute.

NicoMaki (Nico/Maki) Regardless of what anime you’re watching, your favorite character is always the tsundere, so one day you were like “hey, you know what’s better than one tsundere, two tsunderes!”

RinPana (Rin/Hanayo) - You’re always a slut for girls with short hair!

RinMaki (Rin/Maki) - Man, fuck a ship war, you’re just here for some Eurobeat

NozoEli (Nozomi/Eli) - You don’t just want good things for Nozomi Tojo, you would literally die for Nozomi Tojo. You have no idea what the fuck a “plentiful Nozomi power injection” is but you can say with 100% confidence that you need one immediately.

UmiEli (Umi/Eli) - You got into Love Live way before the anime

HonoEli (Honoka/Eli) - You want to get railed by Eli Ayase and you probably read the manga.

NozoNico (Nozomi/Nico) - Some people say flat is justice, some people say oppai is truth. You say: ¿por que no los dos?

ChikaYou (Chika/You) - You’re always a slut for childhood friends!

ChikaRiko (Chika/Riko) - You thought Sunshine season 1 was waaaaay better than Sunshine season 2.

YohaRiko (YoshikoYohane/Riko) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of pet names.

DiaMari (Dia/Mari) - You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of trolling.

YouRiko (You/Riko) - You are a firm believer in resolving love triangles by ignoring the axis.

ChikaRikoYou (Chika/Riko/You) - Man, fuck a ship war, you’re just here for some doujins.

HanaRuby (Hanamaru/Ruby) - Two possibilities. One: you’re just here for the cutesy stuff and since the two cutesiest girls are already best friends, of course you ship them. Or two, you’re really big on uhhhhhhhhhh- FBI OPEN UP!

YoshiMaru (YohaneYoshiko/HanamaruZuramaru) - You’re always a slut for Yoshiko getting Told!

KanaDia (Kanan/Dia) - You want to get railed by Kana Matsuura

KanaMari (Kanan/Mari) - You want to get bridal carried by Kanan Matsuura

KanaDiaMari (Kanan/Dia) - Man, fuck a ship war, you’re just here for a wholesome story about best friends achieving their dreams. Smash that mf love react.

DiaRuby (Dia/Ruby) - At this point, I’m convinced that very few of you actually approve of this ship, and a good, like, 90% of y’all are actively trolling us.