GW -- The thing everyone seems to know
for the @gwblockparty
Title -- The thing everyone seems to know Fandom -- Gundam Wing Pairing -- Heero/Duo Trope -- Domestic AU/Everyone thinks theyâre dating AU AO3
âOkay, fresh onions, basil, detergent, soap and a bottle of shampoo. Check. Anything else youâd like from the store?â Heero said as he make quick notes on a pink cat-shaped memo pad Wufei had gifted him.
 Duo sat on the edge of Heeroâs table, one leg dangling while the other firmly on the floor.. âThrow in some food and beer. Have I mentioned that the guys are coming over later tonight?â
 âOkay. What time?â
 âI dunno. Maybe nine? Wufei and Tro can make it at eight thirty but Quatre said he wasnât sure.â
 âOkay.â Heero paused to look over the list again, trying to remember if their refrigerator needed stocking. âWould you mind if I pick up some more toilet paper, I think weâre running low. And hot dogs maybe? For tonightâs dinner.â
 âNope. Go right ahead.â Duo said readily and then grimaced. âDo we have to eat hot dogs for dinner?â
 âHmmm, what would you like for dinner then?â Heero furrowed his eyebrows at Duo. The idea of eating only hot dogs also didnât sit quite well with him, especially not when they were having friends over. âI can get some pasta and beef and alfredo sauce later.â
 âNah, never mind that. I donât feel like cooking tonight. Have you seen my shift? I feel like Iâd be dead on my feet by the time I clock out. And I doubt you have time to whip up something quick. Arenât you on that Basil case? How about take-out? We can get some Thai, that whatsitname we went last month. They have some great spicy stuff. Iâm sure the guys wonât mind.â
 Heero nodded. âUnderstood.â He quickly crossed âhot dogsâ off his list and added âThai take outâ beside the note. âAnything else before I forget?â
 Duo raised his eyes to the ceiling, looking thoughtfully. When nothing came to mind, he shrugged. âDunno. Nothing comes to mind.â He dug out his wallet and took out the card. âHere, use my card.â
 Heero shook his head. âNo, itâs fine. Iâll pay. You can do the groceries next week.â
 âRoger.â Duo saluted without a fuzz and slipped his bank card back into his wallet. âIâll text you if I remember anything else for our groceries.â Duo patted Heero on the shoulder as he turned on his heels and made his way out of the office. âWell, gotta go. Iâll see you later tonight. Bye.â
 âStay safe.â Heero called out after him and received a distracted wave in response. Â
 Once Duo was out of sight, Heero added âcooking oilâ and âkitchen towelsâ at the end of the memo. Maybe he should add some eggs and orange juice. Oh yeah, bread. Need bread for sandwiches.
 âHeero.â
 Itâs only when he heard his name that Heero realized he had forgotten something. Or rather someone.
 âRelena? Oh!â His eyes widened when he finally raised his eyes from the memo to look at the laptop screen where Relena was staring back at him in amusement. âSorry. I forgot. I didnât mean to ignore you. That was Duo, by the way. Weâre just discussing for tonightâs dinner. Youâre invited as well. If youâre free tonight.â He babbled.
 Relenaâs eyes were twinkling with mirth as she brought a cup to her lips and sipped. âOh, donât mind me. You seem to be having so much fun there.â
 Heero winced. âIâm sorry. That was rude of me.â
 Relena waved it off with a flap of her hand. âIâve still five minutes to go before my meeting.â    She rested her elbows on the desk and laced her fingers together. âTell me, Heero.â She said seriously. âThereâs hearsay buzzing around both you and Duo. Are they true?â
 He blinked. âIâm sorry, are you asking me about rumors?â
 âAre you two together?â
 His face burned. âNo--Duo and I--â Â
 âOh dear.â Relenaâs smile turned remarkably evil. âDuo mentioned you two went somewhere last month. As in together. A date! Was it one? Not a date? No? This is just marvelous!â She gleefully pulled out her personal phone and tapped a number with one hand while the other wiggled goodbye. âHeero, Iâll talk to you later next week. Bye~ why hello, Dorothy. You would not believe what I just heard from He--â
 Then the video feed cut off before Heero could demand an explanation.
  âItâs the way you two act around each other.â Trowa said solemnly later that night, popping popcorn into his mouth while he lounged lazily across the couch.
 âWait a sec, you two arenât actually together?â Quatre demanded from beside him. âWhy the hell not?â Â
 âCouldâve fooled us.â Wufei snorted, shoving a hand into the popcorn bowl and flick one stray kernel at Quatre when Quatreâs knee shoved his shoulder.
 âIs it because youâre shy?â Trowa prodded. âThis is Duo weâre talking about. I thought you were very comfortable with each other. Didnât you say you could talk about anything and everything with him?â
 âDonât worry, Heero. Iâve the perfect date plan for both of you. Let me get my notes first-â To Heeroâs horror, Quatre rapidly tapped his phone screen with his pinky, trying to avoid getting his oily fingers on the surface and he pulled up a document.
 âI told you we shouldâve ordered some toys for them.â Wufei grumbled.
 âYouâre just mad because you lost the bet.â Trowa flicked a popcorn at Wufeiâs head.
 âDidnât you lose a chunk too?â Wufei elbowed Trowa in the ankle.
 âItâs all for a good cause.â Trowa said loftily.
 âYouâre all the worst friends ever.â Heero grumbled. âI need new friends.â
 âThatâs what Duo would say! See, youâre even saying things you wouldnât normally say. I think thatâs brilliant!â Quatre beamed. âSo whereâs Duo anyway?â
 The door handle rattled with the sound of clinking keys and then Duo stepped in, âHey guys, sorry, Iâm late. Got caught up with work. And then traffic.â
 Heero was immediately at the door as well, silently helping Duo out of his jacket and unwind the thick scarf from around Duoâs neck. âWelcome back. We ate without you though.â
 âAww, itâs fine. I am--â Duo checked this watch. â Geezus , about two hours late! Sorry everyone.â
 âIâve wrapped your dinner up already. Should I warm it up right now?â Heero asked as he hung the jacket in the foyer.
 âOh, thanks, Heero. Youâre a lifesaver!â Duo kicked off his boots and quickly lined them on the shoe rack when Heero cleared his throat. âCan you also get me something cool to drink?â
 âIced tea with lemon slices?â
 âYes, my throat is parched!â
 âBe right back.â Heero headed to the kitchen, passed the living-room and gave his friends a pointed glare. âNot a word.â
 Duo settled on the single couch, sinking deep into the cushions with a sigh and put his feet up on the footstool. âSo~~ what did I miss?â
 âTwo Clueless Specimen In Their Natural Habitat.â Wufei answered promptly.
 âThat sounds fascinating. But what is it about?â Duo wiggled his toes.Â
 Trowa and Quatre shared a look with Wufei, before they all sport identical evil smirks. âPopcorn, anyone?â Trowa raised the bowl he had been monopolizing.Â
Notes: At this point I'm exhausted churning so many stuff in one go and my bad title-ing. *laughs* Still one day to go.














