Thinking about introducing the dorms to spotifyâŠ
Synopsis: after getting isekaied into Twisted Wonderland, the only item left in your possession is your phone - great! you can call for help! nvm - every other app except spotify isnât working. but hey, at least you get to share some stuff from your world with your new friends, right?
Featuring: Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw, Octavinelle, Scarabia,,,,
Warnings: gn!reader, reader is prefect, reader is implied to have spotify before arriving in twisted wonderland, specific artists are mentioned, reader is cool with multiple people sharing their spotify acc
this probably happens at one of the many unbirthday parties you get invited to after Riddleâs overblot.
freshly baked and frosted cakes are getting sliced, the tea is just right, and the roses are all painted ruby red.
so, all you need now is some nice music to liven things up - hence, appropriately opting for Short nâ Sweet by Sabrina Carpenter.
for starters, the album isnât exactly PG.
you can see Ace snickering at a few lines, Trey hiding his laughter slightly better but not really, Cater gushing about how Magicammable the music is, Deuceâs ears flushing pink whenever Sabrina says something that simply canât fly past his head.
he may have been a sheltered child, but he most definitely knows what Juno means. (probably through overhearing his mother say atrocious things about teen pregnancy, but still.)
so combine that word + position? his face is practically burning red, flushed all the way from his neck to his hairline.
unfortunately for you, you donât get to play any more music for unbirthday parties. :(
unfortunately for Heartslabyul, Cater convinces you to share your spotify with him, and performs some black magic trickery(internet blackmail)to get Idia to create a one-to-one copy of spotify on his phone.
congrats! now Cay Cayâs got full control of your worldâs music! I donât see how this could go wrong!
did I mention that Caterâs a repeat listener? like the type to listen to the same song for hours on end? and probably likes to blast his music?
Treyâs baking? cool, let him play some songs that totally fit the vibe! (just searches up âsongs to bake toâ on spotify and ignores Treyâs look of horror when Cake By The Ocean starts playing.) Riddleâs studying? nice, letâs listen to some lyricless music to help him focus! (which does sound promising at first, only for Cater to stumble upon the Undertale soundtrack. Megalovania is played on repeat twelve times. Riddle is about to burst a vessel.) Ace and Deuce get into trouble? sweet, he has a full sound board for that! (itâs just a sound board with stupid sound effects he plays <\333)
Adeuce practically runs to you to beg for you to change your spotify password, but to no avail - they even try to bribe you with food from Trey, but that doesnât work either.
Riddle canât really do anything about it either, âcause there are no rules opposing this. you donât need to check. heâs memorised all eight hundred and ten.
but hey, at least theyâre not completely ruined - in fact, a few good things has come out of this.
for starters, Riddle has gotten from listening to some classical music from your world to full on punk, now! (you donât really know where he discovered it, but he seems calmer recently, so oh well!)
Trey has discovered his affection towards true crime! (yeah you donât really know where he started listening to those either donât question it) It really does come in handy whenever he has to bake for long periods of time.
Ace and Deuce get way too invested in Weezer for a bit. (another mystery. things escalate when they try to get some of the first years to do their album cover poses for a photo unironically.)
how Cater convinced Idia to install the app on the others phones will forever be shrouded in secrecy.
yay you now have six people sharing one spotify account! this action will have consequences.
similar to Heartslabyul, the first instance of you using spotify is when you decide to abuse it during book 3 to get Leonaâs lazy ass to help you.
and so, you play the most grating, eardrum shattering, migraine inducing song you can humanly think of - baby shark on loop for an hour.
things go over well because Leona folds after twenty minutes and seven death threats - hooray!!!
afterwards, you donât really use spotify much.
Leona thinks of it as the noise making app, Jack has his own PoisonPod, Ruggieâs always been more of an ambient noise kinda guyâŠ
until Ruggie walks up to you one fine day, asking for a favour. Oh?
turns out when you blasted the-song-that-shall-not-be-named woke Leona up faster than Ruggieâs ever been able to, and you still owe him for that time he snagged you a sandwich during lunch rush, so if you could just hand over your spotify password, shyheeheeâŠ
since then, every morning for Leona is an absolute nightmare.
It got even worse when Cheka, that insufferable little fur ball, somehow learnt the song and begged him to sing it. (Leona caved to get Cheka to shut it. It didnât work because Cheka ended up begging him to sing it for a second time. Then a third, then a fourth, then a fifth. Suffice to say Leona wasnât very happy.)
Ruggie can and will abuse your free spotify subscription to its fullest - also somehow getting it on his worn out phone(though thievery or bullying Idia with social interaction, I bet).
listens to those saving money and food podcasts while working, opting for someone like Odetari to listen to during warm-ups for spelldrive.
at some point, Leona just walks up to you, brows furrowed, staring you down, before asking âhow much?â (To change your spotify password because he canât take it anymore <\333)
you end up giving it to him but he canât change it because he needs to verify it with your email, and that sounds like too much effort.
gets you spotify premium instead.
only ever listens to lo-fi.
tried to listen to something else for once but found it too noisy and switched back.
also k.k. slider, for some reason???
just know his favourite song is k.k. lullaby.
Jack is the last person to use your spotify, after much raving from Ace and Deuce. Admittedly, heâs pretty curious.
listens to those motivational podcasts - yâknow the ones with titles like âFive ways Youâre Holding Yourself Back In Daily Lifeâ yes those. Quotes them and everything.
music wise, I donât really think Jackâs much of a music enjoyer, but he can appreciate some Fall Out Boy from time to time.
(they all probably scared the shit outta my poor boy Idia asking him to install spotify on their phones.)
wow you now have eight people sharing one account! ahahahahahahahahaha are you feeling it yet?
probably would happen in book 4, after you run to the lounge after being held hostage in Scarbia for a bit.
listening to music with the shitty wire earbuds you bought at Samâs Mystery shop while walking to Scarbia when the Tweels come to badger you.
Floyd legit just rips one earbud off and grins.Â
âWhatchaâ listening to, shrimpy?â
jams it into his own ear and walks along, while Jade just gives you the most polite shit-eating grin youâve ever seen in your life next to you. Asshole.
Floyd basically demands you to give him your spotify password, which wouldnât really be a problem if he didnât ask for it mid-fight with OB! Jamil. Azul was not pleased.
is the most inconsistent with his music on this list.Â
like seriously, he could go from metal to pop to break beat to rap in less than an hour.Â
(how did he even get into so many genres⊠did he listen to the others playlists?)
plus, heâs made at least forty different playlists by now, which has garnered multiple complaints from the other members abusing using your spotify account.
Jade got curious and you know what that meansâŠ
You got cornered after class and he very politely inquired for your spotify password.
you caved because he shoved you in a corner and it looked like heâd cannibalize you if you said no.
listens purely to Nat Geo podcasts. thatâs it. smiling eerily about âlearning more about natureâ.
at least heâs having fun?
also oddly knowledgeable about the others choices in music now???
(yup, he definitely snooped through the others playlists.)
azul was the last one to give in to the hype that was sharing your singular spotify account.
inviting you to his VIP lounge, bringing out a contract, face flushing pink when you started snickering at it.
a full document, written entirely in legalese, penning down what time he could use your account, how many playlists he could make, etc etcâŠ
you just give him your password and leave. (as well as snagging a free drink on your way out. score!)
azul probably only has one playlist, comprising of mostly just jazz - Micheal BublĂ© and the like, classy stuff he can play at the lounge. (secretly has a soft spot for Laufey and beabadoobee. almost got caught listening to them by the Tweels once, fully dropping his phone on the floor, fumbling with it for a good twenty seconds before shoving it into his pocket. Jade wishes heâd filmed it.)
(They all used some form of intimidation to get Idia to install spotify onto their phones. poor Idia.)
Eleven people using one account. This⊠is⊠so⊠fun!!
you first used spotify in front of them during the after Jamil overblotted party.
playing fun music is necessary for a good party, after all!
and things turn out pretty well!! you play the all-time classic macarena and itâs a smash hit!
you even end up teaching the Scarabian students how to dance the macarena and they even form a conga line!
in fact, itâs such a hit that Kalim keeps inviting you to his parties to play more music for them!
you end up teaching Scarabia a wide array of 2000âs dances, all to their respective songs.
Jamil eventually asks for your spotify because heâs aware you canât show up to every single party Kalim hosts.
he creates a playlist to play at each party, with the appropriate songs.
it takes Jamil finding out that Azul uses your spotify account for the Monstro Lounge to really pique his interest and start using it for himself.
listens to hip-hop tracks if he wants to practise his street dancing.
probably listens to those cleaning hack podcasts too⊠and maybe those parenting a toddler ones too, as well as the psychology ones.
tries a lot of the parenting âhacksâ on Kalim. pleasantly surprised when a few work.
like Trey, yet another true crime listener.
Kalim asks if he can join in the fun, and you let him!
he probably falls down a rabbit hole of bright, cheery K-pop - Red Velvet, TWICE, Boy Next DoorâŠ
got so sad when he learnt he couldnât collect photo cards or albums, but settled for printing out photos of the album covers and using them as makeshift posters instead.
masters way too many choreographies, but hey, Jamilâs mostly fine with it - after all, Kalim canât cause too much trouble for him if heâs just dancing in one of the many dance studios that Scarabia houses.Â
Kalim almost immediately follows like twenty different artists, causing complaints from the other like eleven people using your account.
In total, there are now thirteen people sharing your singular account!
this is just whats been plaguing my brain for the past days... the other dorms will come soon trust