#twatwaffle

His handle is @sixstringsouth

Get this motherfucker off of Tumblr and make him go back to 4chan where he fucking belongs

LMAOOOOO @hibiscusly

Yeah it’s been a rough couple of weeks...I won’t lie...with the KDS interview followed by the trashy display at Savannah, my head has been spinning.

Here we were excited because KDS was seen as an ally for the shippers. The interview was so transparently manipulative and heavy handed in its delivery of the narrative...

Which I guess now the narrative being that Sam and Cait don’t really even like being around each other and that Cait is engaged. The whole no chemistry malarkey is insulting to anyone who has a brain.

I know it was a shitshow from the start because KDS apologized almost immediately. She knew it wasn’t on the level and was gagging to atone.

KDS my little fucknugget, I forgive you. You know you done fucked up so...I will give you a pass...

However, Twatwaffle deserves nothing but the vitriol spat her from the fandom. Her behavior was atrocious and honestly inconceivable. I can’t wrap my head around her not dressing up for the panel...for the taudry, trashy questions lobbed at the cast. Diminishing OL to naughty bits and tinder profiles. Ignoring the barrier breaking work by the use of the female gaze...by giving voice to male sexual assault survivors...for showing that family is often one made not born into...

But you know...let’s talk about Jaime/Sam’s dick...that’s important.

Twatwaffle is a piece of harbor trash that needs to be swept into the entertainment garbage dump. The fact that these two dummies are the leading media voices for OL apart from the cast themselves...Jesus, what a fucking dumpster fire.

But here’s the thing...I could easily let KDS’s moronic ice-breaker and Twatwaffle’s alienating and insulting behaviors sink my already somewhat rickety ship...it’s been a rough few weeks...

BUT FUCK THAT! No! I won’t let someone like the human hangnail (LR) sink this ship...it will take more than a few shitshows a to sink this ship. They will not have the power to torpedo the S.S. Samcait.

So what am I going to do to recover and get my bearings? Read some fanfic, review my favorite receipts and chat with my tumblr friends...because ultimately we are all here because of Jaime and Claire...

*class starts*

*people walk in*

Guy Who Sits Next To Me: *swinging his earbuds around and accidentally whips me in the shoulder as if iT WERE A HORSE DRAGGING A CARRIAGE AROUND*

Me: you sON OF A TWATWAFFLE-

Gwsntm: *laughs*

Girl across from me: *laughs*

The entire classroom because apparently I was that fucking loud: *laughs*