Rap Battle: Firefly Family vs Flesh and Fur (WIP preview...)
Just a little warning beforehand, as the infamous Firefly Family isn't known for... um... foregoing vulgarity. So yeah, profanity warning and some unfriendly language otherwise. But other than that, enjoy me once again jumping into sharing previews of future writing, as much as drawings, with a taste of what happens when one psychotic family goes up against "another one."
The Firefly Family: Captain Spaulding, Otis and Baby Firefly
The Band, Flesh and Fur: Chessa, Saniyah, Josue, Simeon and Azariah
Otis: Aw great... A bunch of fuckin' furries...
Chessa: Better than "fuckin'" chickens instead, like the rednecks you are.
Otis: Alright, you little bitch, let's see if you've still got any bite left, once we're through with you... Hopefully not, as I prefer "no teeth" involved.
Chessa: Oh please, you're not gonna know the definition of getting screwed over, till we've got ya beggin' for mercy. Hope ya don't mind no dinner first.
Otis: Oh, you're about to get the proper course of shit for that eatin' little grin of yours...
I thought we were supposed to be the "3 from Hell," not the 3 recreating "Ol' Yeller,"
Still excited to give my gun some new pussy smells; but you'll be just as fucked, fellers,
It gets bad enough when someone finds us from bad luck, but you must be suicidal to go lookin' for a fight!
But be my guest, all of ours, if you really wanna get stuck-- in the "House of 1000 Corpses" tonight!
Holy crap, you speak in a way that makes me like a saint; can anyone say, "Try-hards"...?
No wonder you're swearing like you've got jars to pay: shock value's all ya are!
Your first film should've been, "Five Nights at the Firefly's" instead; 'cause it wouldn't surprise us if you also relied on jump-scares,
If ya wanna know how to make 'em react with REAL dread; copy us, don't act like "li'l edgelord's first creepypasta" being shared!
