#tw flanderization

Meanwhile, DJ, thinking about Cookie Masterson:

(It’s funny, because Cookie Masterson was flanderized, and she doesn’t want to end up like Flanders Masterson.)

*Breathe in*

SHADOWVANILLA IS VICTIM X ABUSER

AND SO IS BILLFORD

FUCK JACKBOX GAMES

FUCK DEVSISTERS AND THEIR AWFUL WRITING

AND FLANDERIZING SHADOW MILK INTO WANTING TO DESTROY EARTHBREAD

AND KILLING WHITE LILY COOKIE

FURRY STARTER HATERS ARE ANTI-FURS

I’m divided.

Like, there’s still people who are still angry at Jackbox because of TMP3 Micro-transactions, blocking people who talked about it (If I’m being honest, it might be another misunderstanding), and the whole AI thing.

There’s also the possibility of Jackbox flanderizing [REDACTED], which is possible, since they also flanderized Cookie.

Moreover, I think I should be siding with the upset fans, but… I already abandoned the #fuck jackbox games tag.

DJ was formerly a big fan of Cookie Masterson, but he became her Broken Pedestal thanks to Binjbot. Binjbot had very thorough planning to make everyone DESPISE Cookie. First and foremost, she gave Cookie a horrible case of flanderization, ruining his reputation with old fans. She had plucked away every single bit of psycho in him. She did so much more, but that’s the main gist of it.

Also, one time, DJ had peeked into the recording studio, and overheard Cookie saying something about “crying into a tub of ice cream last night,” which absolutely disgusted him. Currently, DJ hates Cookie’s guts, and will maliciously call them “Flanders Masterson” sometimes.

Anyways, here’s some Facts about her!

My original idea for her personality was “nice but with a breaking point”, but that didn’t sound “irreverent” enough, so now, she tends to be strict on the players and other staff, but she shows streaks of whimsy and sometimes crazy.

DJ was experimented a lot on by Binjpipe, causing her formerly orange hair to become lilac, him to grow pink tentacle-like tails, and her green eyes became pink.

Speaking of his eyes, the eye with the pink sclera is blind, caused from Binjpipe’s experiments.

The reason why he escaped the simulation is because he saw Binjbot power Cookie off, and after getting into a fight with it, she pushed Binjbot away, and while hiding from her, she found an exit door, and he had escaped.

DJ sometimes calls Cookie “Flanders”, due to their Flanderization in Full Stream.

Non hopes for TMP 3

Any [REDACTED] Headcanons?

ok…

Hopes: A small reference to Schmitty in one of the audios. Fibbage Minigame, with Cookie being kidnapped, but Cookie doesn’t really give a damn, because this is like, the second time he was a hostage (subtle Binjpipe reference??)

Non-hopes: [REDACTED] being HORRENDOUSLY flanderized, like how Cookie was in Full Stream.

[REDACTED] headcanons:

Any pronouns with He/They preference

They have a lot of ghost butlers working at the hotel (like Blackberry Cookie’s ghosts)

He tries to regulate himself to only kill at night, because A) it’s smart; and B) midnight to 6:00 am is his work hours. Maka (irl me in my crossover series) hasn’t really gotten the memo, yet.

If they happen to kidnap any Brainrot kids, they’d do a mocking brainrot joke and then say, “That’s what you wanted, right, you stupid dumb baby?!”

Absolutely REFUSES to adopt and raise any kids, because he doesn’t want to end up being “just like his father”.