#tuff reading

the tower!!! ok this doesnt actually mean bad stuff ignore the screaming deer, it just means somethings about to Happen and it’s gonna Happen a lot. oh wait these are supposed to be mean, the cat distracted me uhhhh the deck says wear a cup.

that’s what the card is saying. but like also this is about work/life balance. do with that what thou wilt.

ok i swear to christ i shuffled the deck for like 5 minutes and the card i drew was the fuckin three of wands again. still reversed. i think you pissed it off.

time for a RAT CARD. 7 of pentacles. u are in the long haul my friend. marathon not a sprint. stop trying to sprint and then falling down from exhaustion and then stumbling back up and trying to sprint again. you’re scaring the hoes.

MOON MOON. there is absolutely such a thing as too much self reflection, especially when “looking inward” means “projecting personal anxiety onto the world”. being worried about bad stuff doesn’t do a damn thing to change the bad stuff. this isn’t a call to “work to prevent bad stuff” this is a call to worry less about bad stuff. good luck lmao.

ace of pentacles reversed. you either stepped on a rake or you’re about to. pre-planning can help to avoid rakes. if a part of you is like “is this a rake??” instead of going “nah probably not” take a minute and run down potential rake-based-risks and implement some avoidance strategies.

again the tag for blacklist is “tuff reading”. so if u want to make the mistake of removing my extraordinarily funny and insightful posts from your dash, there you go.

metaphorically, of course.