#tsuocha

— tododeku main couple

— izch exes but remaining good friends

— dekusquad & bakusquad

— kiribaku, momojiro, meiida side couples

— monoshinkami situationship

— no mineta

— minaocha or tsuocha (or even togachako somehow)

— hagakure and aoyama friendship

— rody summer fling

— kamijiro exes

— kiritetsu friendship (or even exes)

— kuroiro and tokoyami friendship + kuromori mention

— kendo and momo exes

— big 3 (secret) polycule

— shingame/yotami mention

— camie being friends with 1-A girls

— sero latino implied

— pre, post or no conflicts at all, i just want a full highschool genre fic

— band!au would be cool ngl

— melissa mention

okay they're background characters, they're background characters, ooh this one looks- okay it has 100 words, they're background characters, holy shit here's a oneshot, they're background characters again cool

Ochako: Hey did it hurt when you fell?

Transgirl!Izuku: When I fell from heaven-

Ochako: When you fell from the vending machine.

Izuku:…

Ochako: Cause you’re a snack.

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Ochako: We should mess around in an art gallery.

Rody: Huh?

Ochako: You deserve to be pinned up against a wall like the masterpiece you are.

Rody: *furious blushing as Pino Squeals* Well… you’re art- I… I got nothing. Kiss?

Ochako: Kiss.

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Tenya: *turns on a lamp to read*

Ochako: Might as well call me that lamp.

Tenya: Excuse me?

Ochako: cause you turn me on.

Tenya: OCHAKO THIS IS THE DORMS!

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Ochako: I need to call Hound Dog.

Tsu: why?

Ochako: cause DAT ASS is driving me insane.

Tsu:… Ochako I don’t have an ass.

Are you forced to reblog posts of a ship you hate to add on your own little "rebuttals"? Is someone holding you hostage or something?

Someone: that’ll never be canon

Baku: wassup bitches!

Denki: here he comes, blasty, with his rock hard boyfriend

Kiri: *shows ring* husband

Denki: you're married?

Baku: you were there at the wedding

Kiri: you were my best man.

Denki: oh yeah

Deku: hey guys!

Kiri: midoribro! How are ya!

Deku: I'm great thanks!

Mina: is it true?

Deku: is what true?

Mina: the rumours about you and Todoroki? Did you get engaged??

Deku: oh yeah we did *shows ring*

Kiri: is that a diamond?

Baku: he has no taste

Deku: Kirishima proposed to you with a ringpop..

Baku: it was romantic and cherry flavoured..

Kiri: aww thanks baby

Baku: but who cares now? I've got a gold ring on my finger to let the whole world know I'm married

Todo: I'm sure your loud mouth is doing that just fine

Deku: Shoto! There you are!

Todo: sorry I was just talking to Uraraka, apparently her and Tsu are dating? I had no idea..

Baku: They have been since 3rd year?

Todo: oh.

Deku: well it's good to see you guys again, especially you Kacchan. I haven't seen you since graduation.

Baku: 10 years and I still don't miss you.

Kiri: don't listen to him, he loves you very much. You're brothers!

Deku: I've been meaning to talk to you about that..

Baku: what?

Deku: remember how your dad sadly passed away a few years ago?

Baku: yeah, poor old man. Had a heart attack outta now where, he didn't make it. I miss him.

Kiri: aww baby..

Deku: your mom remarried, last week

Baku: she fucking what? And she didn't tell me? Who? Who is it?

Deku: my mom..

Baku: no

Deku: yes

Todo: so that means..

Kiri: Katsuki! You have a brother!