#trumu

Proof:

Uhh minecrafed

7

actually all rly young

kinda ugly but in a cute way

boy band pose pictures

newtons law: every member has an equal an opposite member

I have a probably unhealthy attachment to them

depression

weed

Please laugh

I think y'all know where I'm going with this :)

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"Marcel, why do you want us to mine at the fucking middle of the night?" Tyler complained.

"Because I heard it from a villager. If you mine at night, you'll meet a floating guy with pale eyes." Marcel pickaxe a block filled with silver ore. "Apparently, he steals your shit. So, if we caught him, we can find all the shit. Diamonds, weapons, and food."

"This is a dumb idea."

Torches were everywhere in the cave. A crafting table along with multiple chests. The two men sat in their bed with sweat and dirt. Pickaxes place aside. The smell of chicken is cooking.

"Are you sure this guy is even here?"

"Yes! People told me that he lives somewhere in this fucking cave."

"Who lives in caves anywhere?" Tyler and Marcel turned their heads for the source.

A man near somewhere their age. Sunglasses with a sly smile. A purple amulet glows. He floats.

"In caves, you got bunch of mobs disturbing your sleep. It's dirty. So, I live in a castle. A castle that is covered with budder."

"Butter? How is that gonna work dumbass." Tyler's snorts stops when the man got close to his face.

"Bud-der." He pronounces. "It's basically gold dude." He tilts his sunglasses.

Pale eyes. No pupils. Just pale eyes with a gold tint.

"Also, I suggest you run." With a single sentence, the two man scream and run away from him and the cave. The sunglasses mab laughed so hard and he falls down on the ground.

"Really, Sky?"

"But Jason, it was funny!" He giggles as a man in a sweater picks him up. "Mu Mu, you have to admit."

' hiya ! im mr. probst, or jason. im the astrology/astronomy teacher ! mitch asked me to stop by and say hi, and of course i accepted ! ' - 🌠

Hicks: The God Of Third Wheeling

Bean: The God Of Transferring Pesos

Julia: The Goddess Of Narcissism

Alan: The God Of Fuckbois

Taylor A: The Goddess Of Frizzy Hair

Mitch: The God Of Being Memed

Trumu: The God Of Slenderman

Jolly: The God Of Rides

Porter A: The God Of Fletcher

Sarah: The Goddess Of Concussions

Detlow: The God Of Getting High

Trevor: The God Of Corn

Luke: The God Of Music

Caroline: The Goddess Of Panic

Meier: The God Of Pyers Mark

Thomas: The God Of North Korea

Dil: The God Of The Dong

Glenn: The God Of Nazis

Leo: The God Of Stallions

Peter: The God Of Men

Myers: The God Of Cuties