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At first, the engineers from General Motors did not understand my barking about dissimilar metals in heads, or the low-quality assembly, or the rust-prone panels. These things would work themselves out because the American people would pay less for such a car, they explained patiently, as if to some kind of small child that had taught itself enough mechanical engineering to second-guess a General Motors chassis-fucker.

How could I tell them that even now as we spoke, the Japanese were preparing to atom-bomb them with a one-two punch of exotic grand tourers and dumpy hatchbacks that got astounding fuel economy and never broke? After all, I could not tell them of the future, or could I? Within minutes, it became obvious to me. I would simply show them a better way.

“Check this shit out,” I announced at the Chevrolet engineering company barbeque, before departing and returning in a tire-smoking Corvair, stuffed to the gills with a cammed 327 sticking out of its ass. “Who needs economy in a small car?” I screamed over the sound of the open ports venting hellfire into the once-placid Sunday afternoon.

Within minutes, GM had thrown out the plans for the Vega, told Opel to take a hike, and began production of my V8 Corvair. As the world faded and I returned to my own time in the sensory deprivation tank, I knew at once that I had made a terrible mistake.

In the parking lot outside the laboratory, where rows of Toyota Priuses once stood, all had been replaced by ass-engined V8 Tacoma truggies, the asphalt coated in an impenetrable mass of smouldering R-compound rubber. Above us, a smog-choked sky was laced with immense lightning storms, the sun no longer visible.