#trope meme

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slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together// neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

coffee shop or florist | au or fix-it | enemies to lovers or childhood friends | angst or fluff (both!)| love at first sight or pining | modern au or historical au | break up & make up or proposal & wedding | get together or established relationship | soulmates or unrequited | fake dating or secret dating | obvious pining or domestic fluff | hurt/comfort or crack | meet the parents or meet cute

A! A+++!! Never met a There Was Only One Bed fic I didn't love!! The perfect combo of pining and sexual tension and sometimes the angst of trying to hide feelings, ohhhh it's so good. And once again, I feel so blessed that 911 is setting Buddie up for a huge influx of fic of one of my very favorite tropes. First it was infidelity summer, then it was phone sex fall, now it's gonna be one bed spring?? I guess??? All of this is catered to me personally, I'm the luckiest person alive.

⚡ Storm - Our muses have to take shelter in a storm 💼 Bag switch - Our muses accidentally swapped important bags 🥠 Fortune - A cookie tells one or both muses to meet them somewhere 💎 Thief - One muse is caught trying to steal from the other 🏝️ Stranded - Our muses are stranded together in the wilderness 🔑 Next door - One muse moves in next door to the other 🔎 Investigator - One of our muses is investigating the other 🏆 Prize - Our muses both win a competition, but they have to share the prize 🔗 Prison Break - Our muses end up in prison together, one wants to escape 📞 Wrong number - One muse dials the wrong number ☢️ Fallout - Our muses try to survive an apocalypse 🚌 Bus - Our muses are sat next to each other on a long bus journey ❄️ Snowball - One muse accidentally throws a snowball at the other 🛏️ One bed - Our muses accidentally only booked one bed in the hotel room 💍 Drop - One muse drops something the other picks up 🔒 Locked out - Our muses are both locked out of their building for the night 🛳️ Cruise - Our muses meet on a cruise ship 🎠 Fairground - Our muses meet on a ride at a fairground ☔ Rain - One muse shares their umbrella with the other 🚕 Taxi - Our muses have to share a taxi to get home 🐶 Pet - One muses’ pet greets the other muse 🍸 Bar - Our muses meet at a bar while ordering drinks 🎲 Cheat - The receiving mun picks a trope instead 

Somehow I have never written this even though I love it!!! I think it would have to be Shadowheart and someone… obviously she’s like ah yes I shall use my Sharran infiltration techniques, I am a master of disguise. But it’s Shadowheart, so even pretending to be trusting and intimate with someone instantly has her feeling actually trusting and intimate. I think I’m going to go with Gale for this one, because I think he’d put on exactly the kind of disarmingly good and sincere performance of husbandhood that would have her head absolutely spinning

insert castlevania type portrait type shit with their freak baby