How Characters Would React: If you told them that you have a headache
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Characters: ~ Michael Thane ~ Enderman ~ Hermes ~ Tron ~ Ahkmenrah ~ V1 ~ Silent Salt Cookie ~
Multifandom ~ Headcanons ~ Fluff
Words: 881
Published: 11/29/2025
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Michael āMikeā Thane - Fallen Aces
āYou have a headache? I have the perfect solution.ā
The man would give his own mixture of alcohols and assorted medicine
You should probably refuse the drink
He has dealt with headaches enough through both of his careers, so he wouldnāt try to push you to work or force you to get better quick
Mike would actually be helpful, insisting you stay in his apartment if you guys live separate
He would take any work that you needed to finish, like another detective case or tending a bar or any career you have
Mike may be an ambitious and driven man, but he isnāt stupid
Enderman - Minecraft
Brother canāt speak any human languages, so they wouldnāt understand when you tell them whatās wrong
Enderman would probably be confused and worried about you when you get dizzy or irritated at the painĀ
They canāt understand your words, but they do recognize pain, a universal feelingĀ
Prepare for multiple grass blocks to appear next to your bedĀ
They would hover nearby your bed, if you have a tall enough roof, or outside your base
Confused but doing their best
Hermes - EPIC: The Musical
āA headache? Dahling, you mortals are so fragileā¦ā
Hermes would offer to get Apollo to fix you right up immediately, making up some random excuse about owing a favor
If youāre on Apolloās good side, youāll be right as rain immediatelyĀ
If not, or if the sun god is busy (or just mad at his half-brother), then I suppose youāre on your own with the other deity
Hermes would spend his time with you, offering ways to cure boredom without increasing the headache
Most likely rambles on about random stories to help you sleep and stop all thinking to lessen your headache
With his luck and favor, the headache should leave quick⦠unless he keeps talking /jĀ
Tron - Tron
āA⦠headache? Like⦠buffering?ā
This stoic program of strength of diligence⦠oh he is so amazing
Having a headache would assume that you are a User, or maybe just a faulty program
Tron wouldnāt understand the feeling, being a literal program
But goodness, he would try his best
Heās not obliviously idiotic with it, but rather curious and questioningĀ
Before Legacy, Uprising, and Betrayal, Tron is more a gentle and protective program that isnāt fully briefed on the anatomy of Users
After being around Flynn for ages, though, he was given basic understanding of Users
Tron would follow your advice mostly, but would also urge you to take it easy and relax
He is a security program; of course heāll make sure you are fully healthy and operational
Ahkmenrah - Night At The Museum
āA headache? Letās get you some rest; I can arrange for anything youāll need.ā
He is so kind and careful with you, knowing that modern humans canāt be revitalized with ancient spells
Ahkmenrah makes sure that you have somewhere to lay down comfortably, already having the other exhibits sent out to get blankets, water, pillows, medicine, etcetera
Teddy can manage the museum dwellers for one night surely
Heāll lay next to you the whole night, humming quiet lullabies he remembered from eons ago, or whispering stories that he would never forget
Ahk will even take it upon himself to order the exhibits to return to their areas, with the help of the tablet, of course
By morning, he knows youāll both have to go back to where you belong, with you returning home and him sitting back in the sarcophagusĀ
But for the night, he could at least help you recover from cognitive painsĀ
V1 - Ultrakill
Heāll give a whirl of beeps and code, not exactly understanding what you mean
Are you hurt? He can get you some blood!
Yeaahhh, expect a lot of blood and gore to be honest
You canāt blame the machine, though; he is programmed to rely on blood as fuel and a healing source
You can try to explain that you donāt need blood, but the insistent bot might not care or even attempt to comprehend your point
Well, itās the thought that counts, right?
Silent Salt Cookie - Cookie Run Kingdom
āA headache? What caused this?ā
Pre-corruption
Salt is protective; he cares for literally everyoneĀ
But with you, he indulges in just a little more favoritism
As much as he denounced the idea of playing favorites, the commander has always given you a little more care, subtly, of courseĀ Ā
While he does help you lay down and relax, he also wants to know the cause too
Whatās the use of a solution if you donāt know the origin?
If you have a genuine answer, heāll solve it as quickly as possible
Too bright? You can pull tapestries over the windows of the upper rooms
Too loud? Heāll walk you to a quiet room deep in the keep and away from any bright lights
Stressed? You can leave training early just this once to take a walk and a breather
If you donāt have an answer immediately or you just donāt know, thatās alright too
Salt will do what he can to help you out while not being overbearing or becoming the cause to a second headache
He truly cares for you; itās just difficult to prove it sometimes

























