#triogacy

[Legacy] Yo, Fluixon

[Legacy] Yooo

[Fluixon] Hi

[Legacy] Yeah, just wanted to say hi-

[Fluixon] Okay, hi, huh, Legacy, we have a very important notice for you

[Legacy] Hold on, lemmie get- lemmie turn off the music

[Fluixon] Yeah

[Legacy] Alrught, let’s just go over here

[Fluixon] Okay, Legacy, so you know what’s been happening with the Covenant recently, and we have a reason to suspect you may be working with them due to your relations with Triogami, and we haven’t been- and we have an evidence of Triogami with Saps, yesterday

[Legacy] Huh, alright-

[Fluixon] So, unfor- So, the problem is right now, we are afraid you are a national security threat

[Legacy] Alright

[Legacy] Well, I mean, either way I’m here just like, cooking gold and like other shit of that nature-

[Fluixon] Yeah

[Legacy] Okay, so that’s fine- So what am I, like, getting kicked out or something like that?

[Fluixon] N-not exactly

[Legacy] Hm, okay…

[Fluixon] Okay, basically, you have-

[Someone 1] Legacy-

[Someone 2] They’re there

[Someone 1] Oh, they’re here-

[Someone 2] The government is chilling, bro

[Legacy] Yeah, we’re just chilling

[Fluixon] Okay-

[Gotoga] Yeah, we are talking about some *unintelligible* We will be there in a second-

[Fluixon] Okay, Legacy, you have, uh, two options

[Fluixon] Uh, you can rescind your marriage to Triogami, uh, publically state that you are against the Covenant entirely and your support for Luminara, distaste of Saps the traitor, as well as pulling out of elections

[Fluixon] Or, we can do this the hard way

*a significantly long silence*

[Legacy] Oh, that’s tough…

*slightly less silence*

[Legacy] Alright, y-yeah I’ll… I’ll tell Trio that’s the government is like, forcing this to not happen

[Legacy] Message Trio… “Yo, marriage is off”…

[Legacy] Should I like- What the reason that I should give him?

[Fluixon] Let’s just say that *pause* it’s within national security interests that it’ll not happen

[Fluixon] We would also liked you to make a very public declaration of this-

[Legacy] I will, I just had to tell Trio first

[Fluixon] We would also like you to make a public declaration that you are stepping down from the elections

[Legacy] Are you just saying that because I can bench press a sentence and you can’t?

[Fluixon] Maybe, maybe, maybe *a little laugh*

[Legacy] Seems a bit cowardly if you think that you can’t win against me. But sure, I’ll step down from the elections-

[Fluixon] Oh no, I’m not- I’m not- I’m not worried that I’m not gonna win, because the problem- because the thing is if I don’t win then… Ovalgoat will probably win, and that’s fine ‘cause I know he’s-

[Thomas] Yeah, he has- he has no ties

[Fluixon] He has no ties for Covenant

[Legacy] Alright, so, should I put this like in a team message, uh, announcements in, uh-

[Fluixon] Announcements in the discord-

[Legacy] Alright

[Fluixon] And in team message

[Legacy] *writing outloud basically* Uh, Luminara… @citizen…  “Hereby announce that I will be… withdrawing… from this election… this is simply… because… Fluixon… has outsmarted me… and proven that he in fact… Does know the difference… between a Rock… and a Stone”

*laughing*

[Legacy] *continues writing* “Although… this may be unfortunate… I hope… to see you all… next time… Rock and Stone, Light to Luminara… miners” And then a pick- a pickaxe emoji

[Legacy] Alright, does that work?

[Fluixon] I think that will work for now, thank you very much for you cooperation

[Legacy] Alright, I’ll go and delete- Or, actually no, not gonna delete the post, but I am gonna edit the fact that, like, I’m no longer running, just because like, I think that was a funny campaign post

[Legacy] Alright, and then you were saying something about, uh, shouting into like, team message that “Saps is a traitor” or something like that?

[Fluixon] Uh- Yeah, that works, I suppose

[Snowbird] I dunno- Like, be tactful about it tho, I guess *laugh*

[Legacy] Is- Is there anything specifically you want me to say, or just like, say in team message “Saps is a traitor!” exclamation mark and then send it like 5 times?

[Fluixon] Uh- Let’s just say… How about you say “The Covenant are traitors who worked with the criminal, down with them, glory to Luminara”, something along these lines

[Recklesstreecko] F-Forgive me if I’m overstepping here, president, but isn’t it a little, um, like, overstepping-

[Legacy] Wait, “glory to Luminara”?

[Recklesstreecko] Our political-

[Fluixon] Or “light to Luminara”

[Legacy] Yeah, no, do not say “glory to Luminara”, because that’s sounds like Aculon, and that’s fucking stupid

[Fluixon] Yeah it does, it’s true

[Neptune] Light to Luminara

[Recklesstreecko] Are we, like, forgive me if I’m overstepping, but aren’t we overstepping here at the moment by announcing in team chat, like- There’s a lot of politics going on, there’s a giant conflict between the Covenant and it’s rebellers, and the people who side with them and don’t

[Recklesstreecko] Shouldn’t we, like, kinda hold off a bit before, like, announcing anything while we try and reorganize how the funeral for 3Below- Any of that is more important right now than announcing to the world where we stand when the Commonwealth is 200 blocks down that way and I don’t know what side they’re on

[Fluixon] What’s most important right now is that we resolve any further national security interests because, it’s pretty safe to say that we’re not standing with Covenant on this matter considering they’re siding with-

[Recklesstreecko] Oh no, a hundred percent- a hundred percent, but we have allies 200 blocks down that way, we have very little security on the bridge and we have just announced we are picking a side

[Fluixon] I think they know we were gonna pick a side anyways, this is just-

[Recklesstreecko] I know, I know, I know, but…