#trenchposting

accidentally typed "trench kiss" instead of "french kiss". anyone wanna hold hands and kiss in a muddy hole full of rats as bullets and grenades and artillerary shells fly over our heads?

Tongue kissing every enemy soldier I come across in no-man's land and forging a deep romantic bond with them so when it comes time to pull the trigger on me they can't do it

In the group chat roasting the doughboy uniform again

My job is just like trench warfare except instead of dying in a muddy trench and getting trenchfoot and stuff I’m just answering emails and phone calls and filling out random forms. But other than that it’s exactly like trench warfare

Hey bro no homo but the way the shellfire lights up your sleeping face at night makes you look so pretty lol I guess even in the horrors of war life’s beauties can still persist lmao no homo tho