#transformers tlk

parody souce:sea otter stew scene from Golden Kamuy

A new Hasbro novel? A famous fanfic? Nah, it's just me being Delulu and making a ugly cover cause i can.

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Jester note: I know I haven't posted on here since January, but I'm back and I'm still into Transformers. I specifically love that dumb green aussie robot. These HCs will go for silly stuff and to stuff I think he did back on Cybertron, etc. There's nothing too dark or serious, just some silly stuff.

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General HCs

・Crosshairs used to be a thief back on Cybertron before everything went bad there, but he's still learning not to grab stuff that he likes at first sight.

・He thinks money and all that is bogus, which explains a lot for his thieving times from Cybertron.

・Crosshairs CANNOT see glass. He is like a bird and always crashing into glass sometimes.

・Cat person. He may say at first he doesn't like cats, but as soon as he sits down, many, many stray cats will climb on him and he'll let them.

・He makes bad jokes and he knows it. Crosshairs will purposely make bad jokes 24/7.

・His relationship with the others are mixed. He's super chill with Optimus (sometimes), he's major friends with Drift, Hound and him tease eachother a lot, and Bumblebee and Crosshairs are like siblings that don't get along. They'll even do slap fights with eachother sometimes.

・He taps and twidles his digits a lot. He does it more than he realizes and when others comment about it, he'll act like he never does it.

・Crosshairs recharges on his front a lot and then complains in the morning that his pistons are sore

・He sometimes uses his trenchcoat part as a blanket. It doesn't work well, but at least he's content.

・To end this part off, Crosshairs is a mixed emotions guy. You normally can never tell if he's upset, happy, mad, etc. You just gotta guess and hope you're right half of the time.

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Platonic HCs

・You're lucky enough to even be given a chance by Crosshairs.

・Either you're human, a cybertronian, or any other species, you're lucky enough for him to even accept of being his friend.

・He'll be very closed at first even if you're friends. He still wouldn't trust you all that much because he had some betrayals in the past. The only one who he can call his best friend right now is Drift.

・Looks like you're just gonna have to let time pass.

・The biggest hint you'll get if he starts liking you more and is when he isn't always so turned away. He'll even try some short conversations but he absolutely hates small talk, so he sucks at it a bit.

・The smallest hint you'll get from Crosshairs if he starts liking you more is actually remembering your name.

・Finally, after some few more days (weeks), he's gotten better with being around you and not acting like a stranger around you for some reason.

・You asked him if he was ill because of his sudden change of mood with you.

・Y'all are pretty chill now finally.

・You two would sit in silence sometimes and just mind your own business. Best hours ever to be honest.

・Y'all will play fight constantly. He may even sometimes toss your ass/aft and then try to call it a day before you toss his aft, then calling it a day.

・He sometimes lets you touch his guns and plating, as it does look cool most of the time. Just don't be getting too touchy, he wouldn't like that.

・You one time had to drag him by the pedes over the ground (it was more harder for you to do that if you're a human/anything else that was more human sized).

・Either way, you two are great friends and it is sometimes hard to deal with Crosshairs, but you'll get used to it.

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Mutual pining HCS

・When he first attempted to try and at least speak his feelings, he immediately dipped and walked away from you as soon as he started talking.

・He went to get advice from Drift, Optimus, and even Hound (he can't trust Bee with this info of liking you). He got very mixed advice, but the advice always ended up with, "Just tell them."

・He isn't a worm, or a chicken, or a deer in headlights. He's Crosshairs, the best of the best, the successful stealer in the past... Who is deathly afraid of rejection.

・Finally, with some time, he decided to do the advice that the others gave to him in order of who told him what from first to last.

・First was Drifts advice of where he recommended to Crosshairs to give hints of his liking to you and slowly make it obvious over time. He did that but horribly.

・You were so confused of what Crosshairs was saying and immediately asked him if he was alright. Alright, Optimus' advice.

・Optimus told him to at least make his words sound serious around them. Increase vocab or whatever Optimus was saying. Oh, poetry is a increase in vocab, right?

・Crosshairs found some poetry from online that was relevent to romance, but he didn't really read it over first hand and accidentally read you a tragic romance poem without realizing it until you told him in the middle of it.

・Hounds advice now.

・Gift giving. That's what Hound told him to do. He doesn't really know what you could like, because he's horrified of getting you something you don't like or just very dislikes.

・He has to give you something you would love. It's been 2 months, he needs to at least try.

・Alright, he immediately failed on finding you a gift. He actually failed so hard. He doesn't even know how he failed, but he did.

・Guess that all runs down to what everyone told him to do. Just tell them...

・He found a time and a pretty good moment on finding you somewhere private to tell you. He made sure everyone was gone. And he meant everyone in the area. It just had to be you and him.

・Immediately as he started trying to tell you, he started stuttering and cursing at himself for messing up. His fans were kicking on, his digits were doing the tapping and twiddling, and he just couldn't say what he wanted to say.

・Just before he was gonna leave, you got him to stay, made him move forward/down to you, and you kissed him. You kissed him to make him stop talking and apologizing, but also because you love him. Adore him..

・He fainted a few seconds after you two broke the kiss. But at least you like him back and that's good enough.

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Romantic HCS

・At the beginning of the relationship and a few minutes after he woke up from himself fainting, he immediately just couldn't believe it. Someone actually cares for him, loves him, adores him!

・His fans were on through the entire rest of the day and he tried to play it off.

・The past week everyone immediately found out because of Crosshairs obvious change in emotion. It was a little out of character.

・Now, I've seen most say that he would be a pda character, but I think opposite. He would rather prefer y'all to do more private stuff. He doesn't want everyone to know that you two are together.

・The only times he'll allow it is when you two want to give a quick cheek/cheekplate kiss, a quick passing by hug, or just a quick, "I love you."

・Other than that, he doesn't do nor like a bunch of PDA. Keeping it private is all he wants.

・He does sometimes get a little steamy. And no not that type of steamy, like he actually starts to steam up a bit. Steam is coming out of him.

・Of course he gets pretty flustered by your flirts or common endearments for him. Never really had anyone be like that for him so he doesn't know how to handle it easy.

・If you're cybertronian and taller than him, he will sometimes lift a pede up like those romance movies during the kissing scene when you two kiss.

・If you're cybertronian but shorter, he'll still do it.

・Same if you're a earthling.

・Don't ask why he does the lifting pede up thing, he just does it.

・He loves to cuddle and watch you do your own thing. Like scrolling through the internet, reading something, drawing/doodling, writing something, anything. He just loves to sit by you, hold you, and watch you do stuff.

・If you don't know how to shoot a gun, he'll help you practice and help you how it works regarding what gun you're using.

・If you already know how to use a gun in any way shape or form, he will be very happy and challenge you to some aim and shoot stuff. He will also do it with you if you're still practicing, don't worry.

・He thought romance and love in general was sloppy and sludge awhile ago, but the more he was with you and the more he learned more about love, he grew to quite enjoy it.

・More specifically with you.

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But I can show you how to kill him.