Shunpatsu-teki ni koi shiyou 👏🏼👏🏼

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My 90 minute escapade to transform this beautiful bastard.

Skywarp's pompous strafe attack on a lone Autobot medic.

Said medic running for cover, finding none, then being impaled right between the lock shafts and taken ten thousand feet over Mount Saint Hillary.

First Aid makes his ten thousand foot descent without aileron affirmations.

Suddenly: 'I gotta roll for it!"

Quick waist180 into a Datsun Vanette C120. Four thousand feet until kissing dirt. Skywarp arcs around for another passing strike.

First Aid bounces hard, his four Goodyears doing their damnedest to protect him. Good thing they're actual rubber.

Medic asteroid now becomes medic surface-to-air projectile. Skywarp can't bank quickly enough. The collision is absolutely brutal. You had to be there.

The original crew of the Ark consisted of:

🗣️ Bluestreak (gunner)

🦾 Brawn (demolitions)

🍯 Bumblebee (espionage)

🚗 Cliffjumper (warrior)

⚙️ Gears (transport, reconnaissance)

🚧 Hauler (transport, resource exploration)

⚜️ Hound (scout)

🌧️ Huffer (construction engineer)

💂‍♂️ Ironhide (security)

🎷 Jazz (second in command, special operations agent)

🔍 Mirage (spy)

🚚 Optimus Prime (commander)

🚓 Prowl (military strategist)

🚑 Ratchet (medic)

🏁 Sideswipe (warrior)

☀️ Sunstreaker (warrior)

🛡️ Trailbreaker (defensive strategist)

🔧 Wheeljack (mechanical engineer)