#transformers quote

Optimus Prime and Elita One: “He wasn't the brutal warlord and Decepticons leader when we were dating him.”

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Happy Pride Month again! 🏳️‍🌈❤️✨

Optimus: “I started to go out again with Megatron!”

Megatronus: “Ok, that’s it! I’m going to talk with him.”

Earthspark Optimus: "Just because I’m with my Megatron doesn’t mean I know how I did it."

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So, this is my first time using the Incorrect Quotes Generator by @scatterpatter . 😁

Optimuses: “Don’t worry. It’s not like they’ll eat you.”

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They all reach the Primes.

The different reactions from the Primes: 🫤😠🤨👋😒😊😄😃😁👍😯😦🤔

Optimuses: “See! They’re fine with the idea of us exploring this place.”

Megatrons: “They’re just waiting the moment we are not watching them.”

Meanwhile, Unicron and Primus: 🍿

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Always inspired by the Void Au of @rainy-s-other-corner .

Rung aka Primus in the Void: "Now I'm with my sparklings or, as humans call them, children. A therapy will help them."

Unicron: "What the frag is happening?"

He takes dark energon to contact Unicron.

Prima: "Wait, where and how did you take..."

Unicron appears: "Oh, we meet again, Megatronus. So, did you reconsider our deal?"

Megatronus: "Only for this time: do you see that grey mech with red optics?" He points to the sort of portal-window where it can be seen Autobots and Decepticons fighting.

Unicron: "So you want me to make him suffer? So, we have some scraplets that can infest his base, some nightmares about his ex Conjunx Endura, ...

Prima: "Megatron and Optimus were not..."

Megatronus: "Co-smic Ru-st!"

Prima and Unicron: 😧

Unicron: "What?! Ok, wait! There are other types of torture we can use..."

Unicron: “No! I don’t!” 😑

Primus: “Those people are trying to make extreme activities.”

Unicron: “Well, let those idiots do whatever they were thinking. It’s not my problem.”

Different humans on Earth are doing bungee jumping, mountain climbing, paragliding (parapendio), scuba diving (immersione subacquea), parkour and other dangerous and extreme sports. Plus some humans are on a mission with the Autobots and are fighting against the Decepticons.

Unicron realizes: “Wait… THOSE ARE MY IDIOTS CHILDREN!!!” 😱

Primus and Eywa: 😌😏

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If only Unicron was given time to see the Earth (in any universe where he’s Earth or ‘she’ also because of the other name ‘Mother Earth’), he/she would appreciate the flora and fauna of the planet and humanity. With all the chaos and balance within.

Megatronus with Megatron who just exists: “KILL YOURSELF!!!” 😠😡💢

Optimus: 😄