Jan 25, 2025
found this old Jetfire toy in my brothers old transformers stuff
it took me forever to transform him out of his alt-mode and i thought i broke him like 4 different times 😭😭
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found this old Jetfire toy in my brothers old transformers stuff
it took me forever to transform him out of his alt-mode and i thought i broke him like 4 different times 😭😭
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I saw a truck and for a second I thought it was Optimus Prime. I have a picture if anyone wants to see it.
Transformers IRL #4
Me, writing stuff down in history class:
Teacher: So the Germans used a military tactic during WWII, which was called the Blitzkrieg, and-
Me: Like Blitzwing?
Teacher: Yeah, that’s where his name came from and why he has a German accent
Me, silently squealing because holy shit my teacher knows Transformers!!!: Okay
Yo can I get a pic of that Optimus truck, that is amazing. I saw a bumblebee lookalike car last year if u want a pic.
Hell yeah! Here it is!:
(Sorry about the glare and the bad image quality, I was on the bus when I saw it and I needed to hurry because the light was about to turn green!)
Transformers IRL #1
Me, doing my textbook work in Spanish:
Textbook: Rafael no es un chico inteligente
Me:
Me:
Me: Uh...Señora?
Teacher: *comes over* Si? Do you have a question?
Me: No, I have a complaint. The book is wrong
Teacher: What do you mean el libro is wrong?
Me: Because Rafael Esquivel is the smartest damn chico I know
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Transformers IRL #6
My English Teacher: So for your next project, I would like you to write up a creation myth
Me: *writes the entire legend of Primus vs Unicron and the Thirteen Primes, but changes the names and the planet from Cybertron to Earth to avoid copyright*
- a week later -
My English Teacher: *posting grades up online after reading our myths*
Me: *gets a 97*
Transformers IRL #3
Me, Friend, and Friend 2: *walking*
Friend, to Friend 2: So, do you have a crush on anybody yet?
Friend 2: Well...I don't want to sound weird...
Friend: Who? Tell me, I won't judge!
Friend 2: I may or may not have a small thing for Optimus Prime
Friend: What's an...Optimum Prime?
Me and Friend 2: *stop walking immediately*
Me: Okay, so who do you like?
Friend: Well, and don't call me crazy, but I am in LOVE with Justin Bieber!
Me: What's a...
Friend 2: ...Justin Beaver?
Transformers IRL #2
-8:20am-
Me, walking:
Me: *sees a white Camaro with two black stripes, but keeps walking*
-3:15pm-
Me, walking:
Me: *sees a green Camaro with two black stripes, but keeps walking*
-4:50pm-
Me, in an Uber:
Me: *sees a red Camaro with two black stripes*
Me:
Me:
Me: Oh my god! Bumblebee has built an army of clones!!
BONUS
-8:49pm-
Me, taking out the trash:
Me: *walking down to the pile of taken-out trash*
Me: *spots a yellow Camaro with black stripes driving down the road*
Me:
Me:
Me: ...you started this...