#transformers generation 1

the beast

(went with g1 because a continuity wasn't specified. remember to specify continuity!)

He knows the Matrix is trying to speak to him. It communes with him always. There's never a moment that Optimus feels alone. Usually, that's a good thing; a comforting thing. What it wants now, though, is both unreasonable and inconvenient.

Every time he goes to recharge, his processor is flooded with visions he's tried to push away for weeks now. The Matrix won't relent.

It wants to breed. More specifically, it wants Optimus to breed. Every dream and urge is geared towards getting a mech to overload in him or finding some way to overload in another mech.

It even occurred during a (frankly unsuccessful) peace talk with the Decepticons. He couldn't help spending the five painful hours of the negotiation shifting in his seat, processor bouncing distractedly from imagining Starscream squeezing down on his spike to Megatron splitting his valve open to Soundwave teasing him until his chassis bared the overheated surface of the Matrix for a spark merge. By the end of the meeting, Prowl was shooting him disapproving glances at the way his leg refused to stop bouncing.

It's been no better around the Ark. Optimus can't so much as have one of his Autobots in his office for a quick debriefing without his mind wandering to his array.

The worst, however, has been his run-ins with you. It nearly makes him regret convincing Prowl to take you on as his secretary. A 'convincing' that proved redundant when the SIC came back to you alphabetizing his datapads after the Lambo twins had incidentally knocked them all to the floor. Your diligence and tolerance for even the most finicky of Prowl's eccentricities made you the perfect pairing for the tedious desk work that often filled the SIC's cycles.

Optimus' valve clenches down on, regretfully, nothing. He's always liked you (there's very few Autobots he doesn't get on well with). You're friendly, professional, and polite with him; always willing to go the extra mile for the Autobot cause. Recently, though, Optimus has noticed your other attributes.

You're steady and reliable, showing up even when you haven't been asked. You're wiling to forgive your Autobot comrades, even when they push you farther than is reasonable. Clearly, if Optimus were going to choose a sire or creator for his kin, you would be a stand-out choice.

This just makes him feel more guilty for spending more time than he would like self-servicing to the memory of your gentle smile, the brush of your servo, the half-hearted disappointment on your face while scolding Bluestreak. He always overloads, either with a fist around his spike or four digits shoved into his valve, at the memory of you pulling him into a grateful hug after he saved you from Megatron taking your helm off. You had felt so warm and comforting against him; slotting against him like your frames were made for each other.

I made this like 3-4 weeks ago and i completely forgot to post it my bad thank you for reminding me it existed

lost in the woods somewhere

Magical girl autobots!

I'm making a magical girl au for transformers and these were the characters my followers on instagram voted on to be autobot team A! I haven't started team B's designs yet but they will be lead by Elita.

Currently I'm designing the Decpitcons team A, and have Megatron and Soundwave complete. If you want to vote for who I do next, you have 24 to go to my instagram. And ofc if you have any questions, feel free to submit a question on my blog.

Bonus height chart and ref sheets bellow:

Note: a lot of it might be kidnap to adopt… so-

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*kidnap to adopt au*

Bumblebee, struggling: whatever you want, I won’t be willing!

Megatron: oh, you’ll be willing, I’ll make it.

Bumblebee, slightly scared:

Megatron, bringing out the paper work: just sign this, that’s all I need from you.

Bumblebee: … are these adoption papers?

Megatron, delighted: yes! It’s come to my attention that you don’t have a caretaker and I would be glad to be your sire, just sign here please.

Bumblebee:

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*kidnap to adopt au*

Starscream, entering: megatron, please tell Soundwave to stop.

Soundwave, following behind: [Soundwave] has no recollection of this event.

Megatron: stop what?

Starscream: stop Soundwave trying to adopt more cassettes! We already have two of those brats to deal with!

Megatron: oh, no that one’s on me actually. That adoption paperwork is mine.

Soundwave:

Starscream:

Starscream & Soundwave: w h a t?

———

Bumblebee: Hey dad/mom I have a question.

Megatron, drinking energon tea: shoot.

Bumblebee: with that time where you had the heart of cybertron… why were you all lying down on the ground with empty energon cubes around you?

Megatron:

Megatron: uhhh, we kind of celebrated our little victory during that time-.

Bumblebee: you guys were drunk weren’t you?

Megatron: yes we were drunk, however! I ain’t a lightweight!

———

*Kidnap to adopt au*

Ironhide: darn decepticon scum! Once I get my hands on’ em!

Spike: easy now ironhide, we just gotta tell Optimus what happened.

Ironhide: yeah, yer’ right. Hope bumblebee will be alright.

*later at the decepticon base*

Bumblebee, eating homemade energon cookies:

Megatron, on the other side of their interrogation table: … any good?

Bumblebee: tastes like home…. But no, I’m still not signing those papers so you can adopt me.

Megatron: blasted! Foiled again!

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*kidnap to adopt au… again-*

Bumblebee, just woke up: morning guys! *yawns* what did I miss?

Tracks: first of all: we got a new human friend.

Bumblebee: nice! Whats the second thing?

Tracks: Megatron threatened me to give you this before he fled.

Bumblebee: throw that away, those are adoption papers that I will not sign.

Tracks:

Bumblebee:

Tracks: why is this a regular thing for you?

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*season 4 shenanigans*

Bumblebee, visiting the decepticons memorial: … hey dad, it’s me. Hi Thundercracker, Skywarp… some seeker’s peds I don’t recognise.

Ghost! Starscream: ahem.

Bumblebee:

Ghost! Starscream:

Bumblebee: ok never mind, hi starscream’s peds-. Wait! You’re dead?!

Ghost! Starscream: indeed bug, now scram.

Bumblebee: not right now! I’m visiting and mourning my sire you scrap!

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*turned into a sparkling au*

Megatron: you wished to see me, Soundwave-.

Baby bee: *gurgling and cooing while grabbing at his peds*

Soundwave: [megatron]: this is the emergency. [Decepticons]: don’t have the protocol to dealing with autobot this young-… [megatron?]

Megatron, already holding a giggling baby bee: hi there~! N’aww you’re so adorable~, yes you are~!

Soundwave:

Starscream:

Soundwave: [queary]: is this a dream?

Starscream: nope, not even my brain can’t make this scrap up.

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*kidnap to adopt au*

Megatron: autobot, this will be a lot easier. if you’d just accept this.

Bumblebee: I’m still not signing any adoption paperwork.

Megatron: please.

Bumblebee: no.

Megatron please.

Bumblebee: no.

Megatron: I beg you.

Bumblebee: no.

Skywarp: how long has this been going on for?

Thundercracker: about almost an hour now, they’re both so stubborn.

———

*babybee au*

Bumblebee: pppttthhh

Megatron: pppttthhh

Bumblebee, giggling: pppttthhh!

Megatron, chuckling: pppttthhh!

Shockwave, entering the room: ehem. My lord, if I may ask-.

Megatron:

Bumblebee, cheekily: pppttthhh!

Shockwave: … never mind, you seem clearly busy. I’ll go ask Soundwave.

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Megatron: --and that is why I will never let that happen again.

Bumblebee: … you’re a hypocrite, sire.

Megatron, sputtering: name one time I was a hypocrite-.

Bumblebee: kidnapping gears, turning the humans against us by impersonation, turning the autobots evil, agreeing to that Deceptitran guy about the mermaid people, multiple kidnappings and torture of bots back on cybertron shall I keep going?

Megatron:

Megatron: I need room for improvement.

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*inspired by a Go! Go! Transformers comic*

Bumblebee! W-wha?! Where’s my energon?!?!

Megatron, eating bee’s energon on him: looking for this?

Bumblebee:

Bumblebee: aww, c’mon! Not the dad/mom tax!

Megatron, smug: indeed, don’t worry I’m sure Optimus will make you some more.

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Phew! Been a while since I’ve done some g1 skits.

Sorry about that, I’ve just-… really, really! Got dragged into the transformers animated hole after writing sooooo much stuff in it left to right.