#transformers blitzwing

Random is like a parasite in the sense he cannot survive without the other two. I think of him to be an unholy amalgamation of both Hothead and Icy's fears, truamas, and strong emotions, so Icy and Hothead directly feed Random with their reactions and feelings. Hothead and Icy can survive without one another, if the other face were to die somehow. As long as the face is removed before rotting begins, the other face can survive. Random cannot do this. If one of the faces dies, he becomes weaker and more dependant on the surviving face, and potentially might even turn into an uncomfortable uncanny version of the survive face with only one mind to feed off of. If both Icy and Hothead die, Random automatically dies with them, as he cannot survive on his own.

Unfortunately, this is the only way to kill Random, who's considered to be the most dangerous out of all three faces due to his unpredictability. You'd have to kill both Hothead AND Icy to rid of Random.

Random himself is ageless, and cannot be killed as long as either Icy or Hothead are alive. Trying to attack Random first will not go well in battle.

I think Hothead would be the youngest. In human years because Cybertronian years are confusing, Hothead was probably 27 when combined with Icy, who was 34. In present time, Icy is 46, while Hothead is 39.

Even though Random is the most dangerous, Icy can become the most aggressive if provoked enough. Hothead is a lot more bark than bite, but don't get me wrong Hothead will definitely rock your shit if agitated. What i mean, is if Icy is pushed enough, he will snap and become extremely aggressive. He's just gotten incredibly good at managing his emotions, and it takes a lot for him to snap, like say Hothead being killed. He literally has to be pushed to the edge of what he can handle in order to snap.

Back to Random, the reason he seems so uncanny to other Cybertronians is because the main influence in his appearance is the fears of both Hothead and Icy, and a big fear every Cybertronian has is the uncanny valley, thus shaping how Random looks.

I also think when Random first formed, he had a really bad stuttering issue because he didn't know how to properly use their voice box or vocal cords. He has since correctly learned how to use a voice and no longer struggles with stuttering.

Hothead probably makes shitty horrible puns. Random finds them funny, Icy finds them annoying. It's giving sans and papyrus with Icy and Hothead.

Icy and Hothead also probably fight a lot, but it's more of Icy correcting Hothead, and then Hothead ragebaiting Icy because he finds it funny, and starting an argument. Something like

"that's such an ugly shade of green"

"Thats not green, that's mint"

"It's not like there's a difference!"

"Actually yes there is, mint is more blue"

"Nuh uh"

"Fym nuh uh"

And then cue a very long, incredibly stupid argument.

Random focuses the most of their combined survival, because if Icy and Hothead die he dies, which he doesn't want. So he'll often front in battle when the other two get overwhelmed, and he's the most willing to result to horrid things for survival, like eating a dead rabbit or something. The other two find this disgusting.

They share taste buds so whenever Random resorts to eating something gross, the other two have to taste it and flip their shit. It took a while for them to find food they all agree on.

If they could eat human food, I think they'd all like pumpkin pie, and all collectively hate really sweet cake frosting because it makes them want to gag from how sweet it is.

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"BlItZwInG's HeLm Is BaSeD oN a NaZi HeLmEt"

WRONG YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, from what I know it's based off the Legionnaire Hat, which today are commonly used in Australia and had origin in France. These hats are meant to protect the neck from sand and sun. Tell me, dear friend, which of these hats look more like Blitzwing's helm?

If you said the one on the right, you're correct! If you said the one on the left, you'd be wrong you soggy tea towl. Yes, hats like the Legionnaire were used by Nazi soldiers back in ww2 when expanding to Africa, but they were not considered to be apart of the official Nazi uniform. Do I think Blitzwing could be based off a a German soldier? Yes! Is he based off a Nazi? NO!

Let's use our brains here, do we seriously think a fucking children's cartoon is basing a character off a NAZI. LETS USE OUR HEADS HERE, PLEAS I BEG OF YOU.

Spreading this misinformation allows horrible people to fester and enter our fandom spaces. It gives them a way to push their horrible ideologies in spaces that are meant to be places of comfort and creativity. This also puts the people like me who like the character in danger of harassment for liking a "nazi" character, when in reality that is fake information. It's genuinely pissing me off, can we fucking stop with this bullshit

These headcannons are mostly just quirks in behaviour.

I was thinking about how much more we could've learned about TFA characters if the animation was more expressive. Don't get me wrong, I love the animation, it's charming, but it makes me wonder what kinds of quirks characters could have if the animators could afford to animate the small meaningless things.

I personally think Blitzwing would like, crane his neck in a way where his chin is always somewhat close to his chest, mainly because his neck is a weak spot. He's made up of thick plating and armor, but his neck is the most uncovered, vulnerable part, hence the helm shape that covers most of his neck. So I think he'd naturally keep his head bowed to make it harder to reach.

I also think Blitzwing would probably bow in greeting. Like, Icy would do the whole one hand on the chest, one hand behind the back. Very stiff little bow of acknowledgement. Hothead would probably just bow his head, he doesn't care for greetings all that much. Random would be very dramatic with his bow, very theatrical and animated.

Random's laugh would sound like a hyena, I will die on this hill.(idk if I've already said that in a past post but I don't care to check)

I like to think all seekers have teeth similar to leopard seal teeth, so Icy has those fucked up little teeth, Hothead finds them incredibly weird, he doesn't like the sound they make in their helm when Icy grinds his teeth.

Also Hothead had a thick stereotypical American accent before being combined with Icy. Like, kinda like Soldier from tf2. Icy's German accent just bled into Hothead's speech, and some German sayings. Though he only knows the vague translations from Icy's usage. Icy obviously speaks German more than Hothead because of this.

Also I've seen this headcannon a lot and I really like it, but the idea of Hothead having blue ass eyes or being a former Autobot prisoner is really cool, I really like that headcannon.

Last Headcannon is that Random and Hothead fight the most out of the three. Icy mostly tries to avoid conflict. Random thinks they're playing a game or something, and Hothead wants to kill him. I mainly see an elder brother and younger dumbass sibling relationship with Hothead and Random. It's giving "that fucking bird that I hate.. >:(... that fucking bird that I hate that fucking bird that I hate!! :3"

Random absolutely picks up a lot of his patterns in speech from Hothead. Hothead influences Random the most because of how strong his emotions and reactions can be, which directly feed how Random acts.

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