#transformer headcanons

its like bc orion/optimus hears the voice of every single prime before him, and like can see their spirits or something, buuuuut since megatron has megatronus primes t-cog, would that mean he can see him. that would be funny if megatron didnt realize and would be going mildly insane bc he can hear voices in his head.

I feel that optimus wouldnt get gen-alpha and gen-Z memes or like slang so (whatever kids are in the different shows bc i cant count and name them nor do i want to), if they were to tell him to say it he would say it in the wrong tense. Like fighting Megatron i feel he'd yell "Your not sigma" or somethin. And if they were ever kidnapped the children would fry shockwaves brain circuits with all the brianrot that he would just give them back to the Autobots. (i would love it if someone drew this bc it seems funny to me. my younger cousin said i had gyatt and w rizz. yay?)

why cant i have that body figure

I feel like Optimus would want to(love to) return with his best friend megatron, but he's afraid that it will lead him to hurting his other friends, elita and bee, so instead he just watches megatron from a distance (in battle). he hates seeing megatron look so mad and injured but is he doesnt fight him he'll hurt more people. So instead he hurts himself by hurting megatron (in battle of course.)

If Optimus prime tried to make a joke, i feel like no one would understand what the joke is and he'd get sad. the only one who understands his jokes were d-16 or now megatron. He gets sad and sulks, he wants his best friend back.

You guys know how like almost all transformers have like detailed heads, what if those were like helmets and underneath they were just bald. shiny bald

If Optimus tried to eat human food or gasoline I think he'd get a stomach ache (although he has no stomach.) and he wouldn't fight for a week or so. If megatron would try and fight him he'd just lay on the ground in pain until megatron left or just chilled out.