Hey uh, I have some bad news. We forcefemmed your boyfriend but something has gone horribly wrong. Normally when we give them estrogen they blossom into brilliant young women and come out of their shell now that they're free to explore that side of themselves, but uh... yeah, your girlfriend is still the same beige ass wallpaper as she was as a boy.
It's rough. We did the test questionnaire and she kept getting distracted trying to watch Big Bang Theory on the tv. She won't stop talking about being a Disney adult.
It's really rough. We may have to put her down.
...no, we're not gonna turn her back either.