reg who came back from work early and walked in on his roommate masturbating

trans!Remus (ftm), wolfstar, based on an anonymous request

"Sirius?" he asked, fidgeting with the blanket, heart beating a million miles an hour.

"Hmmm?" Sirius mumbled, looking up from his book. "What's up, love?"

"You know Regulus?" he whispered, terrified.

"My brother? Yes, we've met," Sirius teased, smirking.

But he couldn't smile. This was too important, too life-changing. Sirius's reaction was something that had haunted his dreams. Made him re-think his entire decision to be true to himself. Because he couldn't lose Sirius. Sirius was everything.

But he knew he had to be honest with himself and Sirius.

"We have a lot in common," he choked out, knowing he'd have to explain more, struggling to figure out how.

"All...alright," Sirius nodded, finally realizing that this wasn't a casual conversation. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"We...well, he- I just-" But he couldn't do it. He couldn't say the words. He was so scared.

"Are you leaving me for my brother?" Sirius asked, looking almost as terrified as he was, now.

"What?" he shouted, so shocked he forgot to be scared. "No! No, Sirius, I- I'm trans!"

Sirius let out a visible breath, relief clear on his features. "Oh! Oh, well that's- that's much better!" He said, grinning. "Alright! That's great, babe, thank you for telling me! Are you changing your name? Ooo, do you need help picking one? What about Thor-?"

"Remus," Remus mumbled, fighting back a grin. "I'm Remus."

"Remus," Sirius murmured, smiling adoringly. "I love it. Love you."

Remus has his period in perfect synchrony with the full moon or the new moon (what would be worse, periods two times for month or two times stronger?).

YAYAYA MOONWATER this was so fun,,,thank you for the ask eheheh

what is the character’s favourite food?

ooouhhh this one is going to be hard,,,remus’s favourite food happens to be his comfort food and that food is his mum’s shepherd’s pie. very simple dish but. potato. mince. cheese. good meal. it reminds him of her and therefore home and it’s also very cozy (and i think it’s one of his safe foods)!!! regulus’s favourite foods are sweet,,,he gets them from this one specific bakery café and knows the workers,,, specifically crème brûlée and profiteroles i think?? he has a sweet tooth and a love for things that are a bit of a pain in the arse to make (which is fine because remus. remus can bake. remus WILL bake)

are they good at cooking? how good/bad?

remus is a good cook and a good baker!! pastry-specialist!remus is one of my favourite characterisations,,, but even in like. any other context he’s also a good cook, i think his mum taught him the basics and he liked how mindless it becomes?? he can put on music and get out some ingredients and nobody will judge him for staying quiet because he’s focused (totally not projection)!!! regulus is errr not a fantastic cook but i think remus could teach him the basics,,,and also as we have discussed before i think he learnt how to make some french dishes he grew up with to feel a bit more connected with that side of his upbringing (projection never heard of her)!! he does like to sit on the counter with a glass of wine and watch remus cook, though. 

do they leave the dishes out?

no because it would make both of them uncomfortable as fuck,,,the messiest the kitchen ever gets is when remus is in the process of making things,,,they both hate washing up though so the dish washer is often in use (reg has enough money for the high water bills trust)

what kind of food is in their refrigerator?

the things remus makes, white wine, nice fruit, usually a large glass bottle of cold coffee that regulus lives off, nice jams, leftover takeaway when they get it. sometimes a jar of insects if pandora comes over

do they cook, eat out or get takeaway more?

so i was wondering if u had trans remus lupin hcs u havent shared before ? (with wolfstar/others or js about him)

THANK YOU FOR THIS ASK i have a lot to say.

headcanons! (teen pregnancy/trans pregnancy mentioned)

he comes out pretty young and has already socially transitioned when he starts at hogwarts. i think Pomfrey would set him up with magical puberty blockers and hormones when he is old enough

chose the name remus on purpose, the little shit.

somehow didn’t realize he could be gay til around 3rd year- thought since he was a guy he had to date women. he was not happy about that

he and lily went on one date to hogsmeade (james cried but gave his blessing) and he ended up coming out to both her and himself at the three broomsticks

they fake dated for a while until he eventually came out to the other marauders and for the most part james was just thrilled to find out lily was single

sirius didn’t react as well but only because he had a baby crush on remus that he didn’t understand yet and was pissed when remus started dating kingsley around 5th year

the other marauders know he’s trans starting 3rd year because of a mixup between them finding out he’s a werewolf and trans

“we know what you are” “okay yes i’m trans” “you’re a werewo- wait what”

alternatively he tells them he’s trans to cover up for his monthly clinic visits when they start catching on to his lycanthropy

5th year he starts hormones and sirius goes insane because his voice is getting deeper

remus dates a couple different guys to distract himself from his growing crush on sirius who is growing out this stupid beard that definitely doesn’t make him want to jump his bones

sirius finally comes out as bi and has a fling with a guy in their year that ends because he’s too in love with remus

they have a weird back and forth for a while until they kiss 6th year and finally start dating (peter called it, james is floored, lily is just glad remus will shut up about sirius’s hair finally. she is wrong.)

they are obsessed with each other, get promise rings 7th year.

Remus keeps having pregnancy scares and Pomfrey is so close to strangling him

“just because you’re on testosterone doesn’t mean you won’t get pregnant remus! here’s a condom.”

sirius and james pay for remus’s top surgery when they graduate- he feels terrible about taking the money but they insist.

they want to get married but decide to wait until after the war

remus isn’t sure he wants kids but as soon as harry is born he’s a complete mess

he immediately asks sirius if they can have one

sirius is thrilled and they start planning for a baby as soon as the war is over

that obviously doesn’t happen and remus is devastated, swearing off the idea of having kids entirely.

after sirius gets out of azkaban they discuss it again but decide that it’s once again not the right time and besides, they have harry now.

and then

oops! they got too carried away and it happened anyways

they have a daughter because wolfstar girldads are so important to me

harry is deeply confused when he’s first told because he had no idea remus was trans or that they were together

he comes around and is a very proud older brother to the little one, doting on her constantly

no one dies and they all live 60 more years as a happy family

okay that’s it i have a bunch more including AUs and whatnot but i’ll stop there for now. I love wolfstar accidental pregnancy trope because they would absolutely be complete idiots about using protection. plus harry being completely invested in his godsister because he’s never had a real family before. he literally would look at her like she hung the stars in the sky.

if you’re looking for a good wolfstar/trans!remus writer i absolutely adore @mrsfrecklesmarauders

she has an ongoing muggle au that always has me completely enraptured