#total shitpost

“when there’s a Will there’s a Mike”

Just look at these gay cuties

Y'know what, I can see it. Chronically online loser boy with a fixation on horror manages to obtain an old VCR tape that's supposedly cursed. When it comes, he's practically bouncing on his heels with excitement. He went to the thrift shop all on his own to get a VCR to watch it on and everything!

When he pops the tape in, all that excitement drains away. He was expecting something spectacularly creepy, something he could brag to his buddies on r/GenuinelyHauntedGoodies about. Instead it's just a low quality tape with shitty b-roll and bad sound.

When the phone rings the second the tape ends, he assumes it's the pizza guy getting lost again.

"I told you, it's Elm Street. Not Eve-"

"Seven days..." Your voice is scratchy with static and his heart jumps in his chest.

"Yo, I think you've got the wrong numb-"

Click.

For someone so into horror, he's real slow to pick up on the signs in his own life. Nightmares about a well and a dead girl? He just had too much Mountain Dew before bed. Doors creaking in the middle of the night? Must be the humidity messing with the hinges. The guy who sold him the tape calling him in a panic two days before his obituary shows up in the paper? Weird, but definitely a coincidence.

iv had this sitting in my inbox for like months and months (the doodle I drew like on the day I got it as well, I just forgot to post it)

so here

idk

“Yo, Perty, can you build me a death maze that fucks someone of our caliber up not just physically but mentally so badly they go insane?”

“Technically yes.”

“Will you?”

“I have already designed one, it is based on what its like, being trapped in my own thoughts.”

“Dont care, I want to trap Vulkan in it.”

“Why?”

“Come on it will be fun. You know how like you trap your sims and they die horrifically”

“What the fuck is a sim?”

STOOP SKELTRR IM CRYING I'm so happy you like it cuz your and bug's art brings me somuch serotonin and inspiration!!! Steal whatever you want it's free real estate

"I use AI to create MY art"

1)

Sits around, lurking in the shadows, waiting for an opportunity to unexpectedly pounce and tell you you're wrong. Just wants to tell you you're wrong, and why you're wrong, and why you will continue to be wrong, and why you're the Worst Trekkie EVER.

2)

Hatches fan theories faster than a competitive Pokemon player on a shiny hunt hatches eggs. Gets sucked into rabbit holes about character analysis and episode connections and they'll pull you down with them, but damn it's a fun ride.

3)

Looks for the deeper meanings and themes in every episode. Analyzes episodes and characters from various sociological and philosophical viewpoints. Can be either fascinating finders of enthralling tidbits or insufferable peddlers of digital Nyquil, depending on various factors. Usually super into DS9, TNG, or both.

4)

SPACESHIPS GO BOOM! Totally in it for the zaniness and the action sequences. Thinks Threshold is hilarious, has Stardust City Rag as their top guilty pleasure that they don't even feel guilty about, and will go for Cause & Effect and Year of Hell over Inner Light and Measure of a Man any day. Mortal enemy of Species 1, generally has fun with Species 2, exchanges mutual eye rolls and occasional mutual grudging respect with Species 3.

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