Pizzapocalypse AU: Peppino's prologue

Peppino and his children doing Trick or Trick, ignore that I read this prompt wrong

This ship sails far away and attacks many other ships, plundering and killing (or taking captive). Their main goal is to become even richer. Each member of this crew is unique in their own way:

Pepino — a pirate who didn’t want to be on this ship from the start, but fate decided otherwise. He usually just fights with others (Noise does the killing for him), which is probably why he’s still intact. He wants to return home and make pizza like before, as it’s impossible on the ship. He spends most of his time with Gustavo, as he trusts him 100%.

Gustavo — the cook. He didn’t decide to fully engage in robbery and killing, so he just feeds the entire crew. He loves chatting with Kesha and teaching him different words.

Brick (Kesha) — just a parrot.

Mr. Stick — the boatswain. Like on land, gold and control are important to him. He enjoys participating in fights sometimes.

Pepper Man — the first mate (captain’s assistant), quite loyal to both the captain and the crew. He lost his arm in one of the battles. He can be good-natured and friendly with the crew (though never with Pizza Head). He misses his hometown, which he left behind to become a pirate.

Vigilante — the navigator, best at navigating the sea. He lost an eye in battle too, can help the crew although he is quite cold-blooded. Good drink is one of the most important things in his life, so he definitely won’t refuse a bottle of rum.

Noise — an ordinary pirate who enjoys dealing with enemies and looting them. He likes to spend most of his time training or chatting about nonsense with the crew (usually with Noiseetta, Doise, or sometimes with Pepper Man).

Noiseetta — the sail master. She can sometimes participate in battles, but her main task is to look after the sails and report their condition. Sometimes she experiments with food in secret (usually fish), then either eats it or throws it overboard (again, when no one is watching).

Fake Pepino — the gunner. He carries the anchor, operates the cannons, and handles all heavy work. He likes to imagine his position as a game. The whole crew loves him because they understand he’s harmless.

Pizza Head — the quartermaster. No one knows why he became the second most important person on the ship. He doesn’t even have serious injuries, but unlike Pizza Face, he is overly cold-blooded and merciless. His only goal is wealth.

Pizza Face (Captain Face) — the ship’s captain, the most important and significant person. He lost an eye and a leg in battles, has numerous injuries on his body, loves good alcohol and lots of gold. He is quite cold-blooded but can sometimes show mercy.

Finaly ! They're all here !

First we have

Peppino Spaghetti THE CHEF

From his pizza oven, he cooks and gives shape to all the multiverse, a very unstable being, destoying things aroud him on a MASSIVE scale when angered. Even if his work is worthy of a god, he claims he's nothing more then a little pizza chef making simple pizzas.

The Noise THE HOST

(yes, I didn't do another art for cosmic Noise c'cause he doesn't need one FOR HE WAS PERFECT FROM DAY ONE ! and because I'm... tired 😵)

If you see a mysterious program playing on your TV, one that you've never seen before, it might be because of this gremlin ! TV host and little chaos bringer, this being of pure mischef will make you wish you were never born as soon as you interact with him. Better pray he get's disinterested from you 'cause once your his target, he will NEVER give you a break, unless he decides to cut his program for a smoke...

Noisette THE MESSENGER

What appears to be a shooting star up high in the sky has a very little chance to actually be this being, from her magic umbrella she travels around the multiverse to briefly open a little café and sell her cosmic pastries. The reason she’s referred as the messenger is because she’s the one who serves as a messenger when cosmic entities don’t want to talk to each other.

The constellations CHILDREN OF THE STARS

Libra, Orion, Cassiopea, Cancer and Gemini, those are the five constellations names, they sometimes visit universes but are not allowed to go alone. They enjoy learning about new places and conceps, even scary ones .

Pepperman THE ARTIST

In a far away dimension, this entity paints and sculps the many art pieces you can find in his galery. He's the master of his atelier, sometimes allowing his students to work on tiny parts of his work. After completing a collection, he sets off to some universes and opens his museum. Are you curious enough to witness those otherworldly works of art ?

The Vigilante VIGIL OF REALITY

When the laws of physics are broken, he'll be there and make those outlaws pay the price... he also is a little farmer who lives in the middle of nowhere, growing cropes and other veggies, he's quite a nice guy.

The Ticket stand ...

in the darkest of corners of an abandoned street, your might meet with this entity. You can buy a ticket, what happens after that solely depends on you.

Pizzahead THE WANDERER ( feat. Pizzaface [design made by @chaotichyperfixations])

A very jolly and silly entity, wandering across the multiverse sharing his performences to whoever wants to see, alongside him is a conscious universe, who wants to get to the rank of cosmic entity, he's not the friendliest of companions but seeing his attemps fall flate is very funny.

Mr Stick THE BANKER

A very nasty entity, he sees high value in money, specificaly money that isn't his. He goes to people in instable economical state, writting their names in his book and claims he has the ability as a cosmic entity to fix their problems, only this is a trick to slowly get every dollar out of their pocket. He sees himself as the boss of every cosmic entity, only nobody ever gave him that title or the respect that comes with it.

Here's how they look like withous the light: