The irony
Toothy Tile and Grey Goose have kids together in real life, but deny this to the press. This is their big secret. To the public, they’re swinging single and in fact, Tooth YEARNS for children, yet never does anything to achieve that goal of actually having a family of his very own.
The stars formerly known as Dashed Dingle Dream and Judas Jackoff (before Ted C changed the identities in mid-stream), are publicly “married” with a family, a family that they act like they never wanted.
Does anyone else see the similarities here? It’s just that Tooth & Grey Goose chose not to marry beards, whereas JJO and DDD did. But they’re both hiding the same secret.
Aaaah the irony of it all. If only Ted wouldn’t have been silenced, eh? What would he be writing? Too bad that’s been “taken care of”.
