#tontos

Kidnapper: We have your child

Ingrid: *takes the guess who board out of her bag* i have do many, you’re gonna need to be more specific

Lyon team: 🫠

Kidnapper: the annoying one

Ingrid: *flips down Cub and Sunshine* that doesn’t help as much as you think it does

Kidnapper: well she’s sort of tall

Ingrid: *flips down Skatt, Bebita, and Teeny* keep going

Kidnapper: She been cursing at me in viking?

Ingrid: *flips down Mapi leaving Tontos and Dirtbag* more specific

Kidnapper: Shes condescending and judgmental since we got here…

Ingrid: Yea they both tend to do that

Kidnapper: she keeps using three syllable words…

Ingrid: *Realising Tontos and Dirtbag are significantly more alike than she realised* uhh more specific?

Kidnapper: more?? Look just wire us the mon-HOWD SHE GET UP THERE?!

Ingrid: Ah you have Dirtbag. Good luck!

:)

Sigues sin quererme en tu vida, todavía.

She’s at the training ground, finishing up training for the day, when she says something about her Spanish class.

Alexia just freezes. Then squints at her. Really hard.

“Wait, you are still in high school?”

Tontos stares back. “Alexia. You signed my permission slip for a field trip when Mapi and Ingrid were away.”

And that’s when Barca Femini realises.

ALEXIA PUTELLAS HAS NO IDEA HOLD OLD TONTOS IS.

Tontos watches in real time as Alexia starts running back every single conversation they’ve had. “You-YOU have a curfew?”

“ADIOS MIOS! WE OFFERED YOU ALCOHOL!”

Mapi is dying. Irene has to leave the room. Ingrid just pats Alexia on the shoulder like she just lost a loved one.

Alexia sends Tontos home. Effective immediately.

Tontos tries to protest. “But I have a meeting with the manager.”

Alexia, visibly sweating: “YOU HAVE HOMEWORK!”

Tontos has never seen someone go through the five stages of grief so fast.

Alexia only hearing about a new signing for Norway and, sure, Tontos looks young but maybe that's just her face so Alexia never really questions it. I mean, it's not like Tontos talks about needing permission from her parents for things

Like Princesse has her first name on her back at club level and Harder-Eriksson when she plays for Sweden (it was Eriksson-Harder for the Denmark youth team) and uses 13 and 1 depending on who she plays for

Sötnos uses Harder at club and country level which is a little confusing sometimes when she and Pernille are on the pitch together

Bug famously uses Williamson-Nobbs even though it's super long because she refuses to sacrifice one last name for another apart from that first match after she got married where she wore Walsh-Bronze

Klumpig did use Rolfö but now it feels tainted so she's using her first name only

Mcdreamy and Sniper both use their first names until they're older and get married and start wearing their shared last name on their shirts

Tontos wears her family name but hates it. She feels like it's already too late to switch to her first name despite what everyone tells her