#toboldlynerd

HELL YEAH! I found the tag through @penandinkprincess (great blog & writer, love ur Witcher fics too, happy to see we've another fandom in common!) and apparently it's an entire thing!

Okay now that I got his ask I also feel the need to contribute xD and, headcanoning both of them would be allergic to some things, personally (and I think most of fandom agrees) I feel like Shane would already know all about his own allergies and how to avoid and treat them, meanwhile Ilya is of course completely in denial about possibly having allergies too, partly his 'Russians Don't Get This' + bad boy image, partly he just doesn't care, even though he's always making sure to help Shane avoid his allergens...

HOWEVER

at some point after therapy and antidepressants genuinely enjoying life he suddenly has a realization of Oh My God I Don't Just Don't Want To Die Anymore I Actively Want To Live As Long As Possible and this is when he asks Shane to help him figure out what he's allergic to, what foods are bad for him etc :)

see, the neat thing is that @rialtoir and I found out this year that I do not necessarily need to wear wigs when my undercut is grown-out enough, because I can simply turn my actual hair into the wonderful 18th century wig hairstyle, and with enough flour on my hair it even looks somewhat powdered XD (my mother was. not amused about the amount of flour that covered her bathroom. do not try this at home kids. that being said. it looked surprisingly good. and we had a lot of fun lmao)

i know right????? the cheek of her! she claimed i wasn't hugging it so i obviously didn't need it which like....yeah, right.....i would NEVER let go of my foot. :(

Haha thank you!!!! But also be careful!! He's led you into his trap >:3c

Aiden is very polite until he gets your guard down and can scheme away undetected!!

That's all :D