Logan: Status report!
Patton: They aren't in the *Gulf Swamp.
Logan: Well look again!
Janus: They are not at the **Sparring Camp.
Logan: Well, look again!
Virgil: They aren't in my thoughts.
Logan: Well, think AGAIN!
(Context: The Twins have went off doing something stupid in the Imagination and the others can't find them)
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(*): "Gulf Swamp" is on Remus' side of the Imagination; a marsh area that surrounds a lake
(**): "Sparring Camp" is within Roman's kingdom; a place where all of the Sides are allowed to spar and have their weapons be fixed if they are damaged
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Remus: *adds 1 cup and a half of chili flakes to the recipe*
Virgil: Is this safe?
Remus: Probably not.
Logan & Janus: *facepalms*
Roman: Let's just hope that it doesn't set Padre on fire.
*A few hours later...*
*Everybody but Patton, barely being able to stomach how hot the kimchi is*
Roman & Remus: *vomits the kimchi up before it barely hits their stomachs*
Janus and Logan: *fanning themselves with a newspaper and his hat respectively*
Virgil: *swearing about how hot it is*
Patton, causally eating the shit that's hotter than the bar Satan and Hades double-dutching jump rope with: Is it really that hot??
Everyone but Patton: *stares daggers at him*
Patton: *shrugs and gulps down half a glass of lemonade*
Remus, staring in disbelief: I can't be outdone while having a Degree in Chaos by a man wearing a cardigan and khakis!
A/N: Day 2 of Intruality Week. This time I will be using a list of questions for a first date rather than writing a fic specifically. With that said, enjoy 🩵💚
Sidenote: This prompt will be using a list of questions found on Pinterest so you may use this template as well if you would like :)
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A/N: I don't know if I'm allowed to use the "high inducing supplement" word on Tumblr so... I used the leaves emoji. Now, enjoy my mini rambling :D
TW: Drug, Smoking, and Vomiting (I do not condone smoking under age as well as mixing any substances together. Please use safely if you use it for recreational purpose)
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Logan: Giggly asf; buddy couldn't keep his joy let alone any other emotion he is currently feeling hidden. He is definitely the one to eat random shit because of being high (things like hot sauce and deep fried Oreos)
Roman: Dazed out of his mind; don't ask him to remember anything. Hell, he would probably forget his arm if it wasn't attached to his body 😭
Patton: Pretty much the same; like he acts like he usually would but the minute he opens his mouth, oh you can tellllll 🥴~ Slurred speech and all but he can still recall things that you just said to him
Virgil: Euphorically energetic; like he would backflip off the ceiling if that was physically possible. He has near permanent Zoomies™ when elevated. Also zero concept of anxiety and probably would accidentally propose because he doesn't even know wtf he is doing 🤣
Janus: Physically queasy; he swears he caught something 😵💫 Is he high? Absolutely! Does he have any type of appetite or ability to keep anything down? Not at all! Please help the poor snake boi~ He literally just stands in place half the time because his own fight-or-flight just keeps delaying
Remus: Rest & Relax personified; just chilled all the way out and will literally just walk around in circles for hours. He won't even speak he is just... relaxxxxxxxed and sleepy asf😴
Kronos/Orange (in general): Behaves like its his first time regardless of how many times he has done it; his body just goes limp and dead but he is also aware of things. He is prone to mood swings but not destructive at all (mostly crying because he can't do something like walk down the stairs despite being downstairs already)
Concept(s): Patton gets pet frogs from Remus, Remus gest a temporary pet octopus
Pairing(s): Intruality
Prompt(s): Octopus & Frog
Synopsis: Headcanons about Patton and Remus gifting each other pets
Trigger(s): Injured animals (Let me know if there are any more)
Word Count: 255 words
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I love the idea of Patton and Remus gifting each other pets.
But it was that one pet that they gave each other that just made them connect on a deeper level.
Patton had went to one of the local aquariums in the Imagination and found out that there was a octopus there that didn't seem to get along with anyone.
She reminded Patton of Remus in a lot of ways.
Though Patton found it ironic to ask the aspect that had the same animal trait as the creature he was looking at, he decided to ask Remus if he wanted to nurture the lonely animal.
At the same time, Remus had found a group of frogs hiding out in his castle walls.
He assumed they had washed up in there after the recent rain storm.
Patton had always wanted a pet that wouldn't cause his allergies to flare up so why not the animal he shares his trait with?
They both showed them off later that evening, both being ecstatic about it.
The octopus was named Acid.
The 3 frogs were respectfully named Gnocchi, Penne, and Ravioli.
Once the frogs got comfortable with Patton, they would just find a corner of his room to chill in and hop around since Patton let them be free roaming.
Remus helped Acid with healing and strengthen herself up, them bonding a lot after she was completely healed and had to put back in the ocean.
She still visits and is very caring towards Gnocchi, Penne, and Ravioli.
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