Krel holding olive oil: What the kleb is an extra virgin i know what a virgin is but what’s an extra virgin? Like a nun? Like Eli?
Douxie: Krel…
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Jim: Ok we need to find the peppers if we want an acutely spicy salsa- steve put the ground pepper down
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Toby: It’s always fun when we go shopping together because I get free entertainment like this
Camera pans to look at Douxie and Eli*
Eli: Is it true that Benjamin Franklin was a woman?
Douxie: Sigh* Are you going to help me listen to the watermelon or not?
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Claire: Wait where’s steve?
Toby: He’s still trying to get all the free samples he should be able to find us as long as Eli’s here.
Claire: Oh ok… Wait where’s Eli?
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Aja: And this one is a lemon!
Krel: That’s actually a grape fruit you can tell because it’s painted to be pink with an orange rind and also it’s larger than the lime. Grape fruit is also known to help with digestive issues despite being commonly agreed to be the most disgusting of the citrus. Which circles round to the idea that the more poison is in food the more likely a human is to eat it. This is also displayed through the foods known as chocolate and peppermint both of which are known to be poisonous amongst most earthly animals meanwhile humans eat it for its taste.
Aja: Watch this he’s just gonna keep going
Krel: Still talking about food*
Jim: I need to get this guy to write my college thesis













