#tm:jsj

RACHEL: Following the recent spate of activity at the gossip blog, although disconcertingly without mentions of me, there has been a serious and pivotal issue raised. I should state now, in both a public and yet private forum, that I do not want our romantic entanglement on New Year's Eve to result in any undue bias during the audition process. I intend to secure my rightful role through my spectacular stage presence and incomparable talent so, when announcing my starring role, that should be the only reasons you have cast me. I want this because I deserve it, not because a star's life is a complex mix of romantic and professional ties and we can discuss our intense chemistry once Roxie is mine.

RACHEL: To summarise, I think you are the most perfect boyfriend in the world and you need to clean up our cat's vomit, preferably before I get home.

RACHEL: This is Rachel Barbra Berry ★, just in case you lost my number like most people tend to.

RACH: While I'm sure she's just being hypocritical and rude, especially when you consider that she was the one who started our argument, Kitty said that my brutal, if refreshing, honesty was actually just tearing people down... It just makes me sad that anyone would think that I was a tormentor when I spent the first seventeen years of my life stuck somewhere where they didn't value me or even treat me like I deserved my spotlight. I may not exactly be excessive in my praise but I do it for them, I do it so they push themselves and be as great as they can be. They may never have been too enthusiastic about my natural leadership role within the group but Tina and Quinn and everyone else were the first people to make me feel special and what if I just bully them in return? What if all the things they said about me being obnoxious and awful were all true?

RACH: I can't help but notice that, despite the fact you were one of the biggest supporters of this little charade, your blog features no real mentions to your beloved girlfriend. As I am having to share my own personal interweb space with you, I think you should really be doing the same.

RACH: Finally, you presented an intriguing proposal regarding the rest of your diary but I'm not entirely sure how I can /persuade/ you when you're so far away.

RACH: I'm not entirely sure what you did last night but I may have to ban you from ever touch my breasts again, Jesse St. James.

RACH: Come home, please. Something has happened to Kurt and I'm not entirely sure what but it happened in /our City/, Jesse. This is supposed to be where our dreams come true, not where Kurt is hospitalized and I spend days of vigil at his bedside!