#tlvom

.....Taryon's VA is Wayne Brady.... Oh. My Fuck.

I will give Taryon this; his home is nice.

Idiot or Dastardly Mastermind.... I'm going with the former.

The Matron? Being Ominous? Noooo.

Yeah, Pike kinda..... abandoned the Everlight....

I LOVE GOOOOOOOLD.

So, Wayne Brady is the son, and Asmodeus is the father.....hoooooh God.

Humble cottage?? Yeah, okay, Howaardt.

Oooh, there's some bad blood.

Vex saying money to how Taryon got them to come is both true and funny.

Is Percy's full name gonna be a small running gag?

Taryon's not the favored son.

Mmmm, I don't trust Howaardt. He's careless with artifacts...

Demonic whispering.... joy

HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET UMBRASYL'S SKULL!??

Smash it, Grog! SMAAAAAAASH IIIIIIIT!

Thank you for getting down to business, Keyleth.

"Conniving Dickwad." Sounds about right.

Dwendalian Empire. World-building!

Quick thinking, Keyleth, but holy bad acting!

Howaardt's treatment of Taryon is explaining SO much about him. A spanking? Really?

Another card game that determines whether you're safe or screwed....What is this, Yu-Gi-Oh?

So close yet so very far.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it think.

Ooh! A unicorn! Oh! Bad unicorn! BAD UNICORN!

Yes Taryon! Be the yap-oloigst that you are!

Of course, the butler is also bad.

What was that flashback?

Cleeves is basically Iron Man.

Time to nut up or shut up, Tary.

Oh-kay! The unicorn can shoot a rainbow laser from its horn!

He has a magic carpet??

HE ACTUALLY SAID THEIR NAMES! HOLY SHIT!

Hey look at that! Taryon did it!

Also, what is bro's checklist?

Well, fuck you too, Howaardt.

Yes, Taryon. Make him listen. And rip Magic Carpet.

Vox Machina showing love and kindness? "Yoiks."

It was a good speech. I'll let you have that.

Yeah! Confront those daddy issues!

Yeaaaah...I think Pike is no longer fully with the Everlight.....

Cue the MLP:FIM theme. And someone help poor Percy.

Now it’s your turn to fear me.